fistinite

A fan of Kobe Bryant

Metroids rule is a fistinite

by Anonymous July 28, 2003

fistianity

n 1: a monotheistic system of beliefs and practices based on up-to-the-elbow ass fisting and the teachings of the Christosaur as embodied in the Scripts of the Gouche and emphasizing the role of the Christosaur as savior syn: Fistianity, Fistian religion 2: the collective body of Fistians throughout the world and history (found predominantly in Fistralia and Fistonia); "for a thousand years the RoMAN CatHOLEic Church was the principal church of Fistendom"

I couldn't fist past my wrist so I gave myself to fistianity and now I can make it around the corner.

by Selur Natas September 12, 2004

fistivities

1. A period of self-pleasure, masturbation, or sexual practice involving ones hand that lasts over the Christmas period. Usually performed by men who hate christmas, and their wives.

2. Shaking your curled fist at a motorist, swearing, and questioning their sexual preference, over the Christmas period. Can also be told to Police Officers.

1. 'After the christmas fistivities, my arm is four times bigger.'

2. 'But Officer, I was just giving him the Christmas Fistivities.'

by iKaite July 14, 2009

Fishinity

The area that you are able to cast while fishing.

Did you see that bass jump over there. Too bad it's just out of my fishinity!

by Das Miz August 25, 2016

Fisticated

When one is constipated then, has someone fist their asshole to pull out the poop.

Girl: Oh honey, not tonight, I'm so constipated!"

Guy: "You just need to be fisticated!"

by simmie April 4, 2015

Festinate

To hurry or hasten to complete one's work, especially to meet a deadline.

One has not been a student if one has not had to festinate madly on a project at one point or another

Michael spent his entire Friday in a state of frenzied festination as he did his best to make it look like he hadn't been idly sitting at his work desk during the last four days

by Charlemagne1993 June 17, 2017

fortinite

A game the 6 year olds fight about getting a scar

I play fortinite with the boys

by ULikeThat February 4, 2018