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fistizio 

Fistizio is when ur partner (the girl) gets on a full hand stand. Then you proceed to fuck her anally for several hours straight. Then when you are about to finish you push her over. Then when she goes to get up you cum in her eyes
Ya i fistizioed my girl for 4 and a half hours last night. She couldn't even see this morning.
fistizio by fistizio15 January 3, 2009
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fastizio 

a word made up by Peter Griffin of Family Guy in an effort to show up Brian's drug rehabilitaion therapist.
"Well you, madam, are a fastizio. There, see, I can make up words, too."
fastizio by Peter Winchell September 6, 2005
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Fittizio 

Crasi delle parole "Fitto" e "tizio". Ovvero, esponente della schiera di tirapiedi, simpatizzanti o semplici elettori di uno o più componenti della famiglia di politicanti italiana Fitto. Già conosciuti come "Fitto boys", dopo la scissione con Berlusconi sono passati a una denominazione meno anglofona.
in piazza c'è solo un fittizio che aspetta il comizio. gli altri staranno leccando i piedi al comitato
Fittizio by blindbard June 8, 2015

festizio 

Someone who is degenerate or is as morally low or lower as a degenerate. Its origin is on Family Guy when Peter makes up an insult to counter the term "degenerate" which he believes is also makes up.
festizio by Klotz November 27, 2003

festizio 

A term that is generally equivalent to tool and douche bag, but used to describe people with an extra-strong sense of undeserved self-importance.

Festizios are often talented individuals, but their accomplishments are always overshadowed by their over-sized egos and tendency to believe everyone love them.
Drake: Dude, we won our lacrosse game yesterday and I had 2 goals!
Matt: That's awesome, nice job Drake!
Drake: I know, there's a reason I'm team captain and all the girls want me.
Matt: ya, cool Drake {walks away and talks to another guy}....God, Drake is so cocky.
Brett: Ya, everyone knows hes a huge festizio.
festizio by Someguy98989 January 31, 2009

festizio 

a really awesome san francisco based band.
Did you see the Festizio last night at Ireland's? They really saved my life.
festizio by ppod October 23, 2006

festizio 

a really awesome san francisco based band.
Did you see the Festizio last night at Ireland's? They really saved my life.
festizio by ppod October 22, 2006
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