fissures 

Open wounds in the skin. Usually gaping and the source of a nasty odor, they usually occur on or around the anus and buttox areas. See George W Olson for an example.

The rot that lives in George's gaping fissures forced me to sleep on the couch.

fissures by Rob Kudla February 22, 2004

Ass Fissure 

When you have such a large dry shit that it literally tears your ass so that there is blood on the TP when you wipe

I ate the whole bucket of popcorn at the movie theater - if I don't have a an ass fissure it will be a miracle.

Ass Fissure by Merkin March 6, 2007

Fissure Price 

- noun

Specific term used to relay the pain associated with the inappropriate use of child-safe toys in sex games.

Person 1: I thought it would be funny to see if I could fist myself with Optimus Prime, but I blew out my rectum.

Person 2: Looks like you paid the *lowers sunglasses* Fissure Price...

Fissure Price by retardedgenius October 24, 2011

fissure scissor

Scissoring buttholes, like what lesbians do with their clitorii.

He invited her over to Netflix and fissure scissor.

fissure scissor by E6000 October 12, 2016

fissues 

Fucking issues......

That guy I was seeing had some serious fissues.

fissues by artnotwar April 1, 2007

butt fissure 

A crack in your ass, literally. May cause proliferate bleeding, see a doctor.

I ate a bunch of glass for breakfast and the next day I had a butt fissure, who knew?

butt fissure by Flaquita September 1, 2008

anal fissure 

The breaking of the skin around and inside the anus, generally caused by the skin being stretched too far. Some bleeding may occur as a result.

Anal fissure is typically caused by sexual acts which involve the insertion of anything large into the anus. Anal sex alone can cause anal fissure, though this is highly unlikely if enough lubrication is used (and, if the penetrating partner is careful).

It is more likely to occur during sexual acts such as fisting.

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anal fissure by atomicblue February 11, 2009