Open wounds in the skin. Usually gaping and the source of a nasty odor, they usually occur on or around the anus and buttox areas. See George W Olson for an example.
by Rob Kudla February 22, 2004
"My anus is bleeding!!! Damn fissure!"
by clarkfisherismygslice November 29, 2007
Caused by the stuffing of bananas up the anus.
Often experienced by veteran porn actors. e.g. Bree Olsen, Carmella Bing, Gianna Michaels, Flower Tucci.
Often experienced by veteran porn actors. e.g. Bree Olsen, Carmella Bing, Gianna Michaels, Flower Tucci.
by yokel of Melbourne October 18, 2008
When you have such a large dry shit that it literally tears your ass so that there is blood on the TP when you wipe
I ate the whole bucket of popcorn at the movie theater - if I don't have a an ass fissure it will be a miracle.
by Merkin March 06, 2007
- noun
Specific term used to relay the pain associated with the inappropriate use of child-safe toys in sex games.
Specific term used to relay the pain associated with the inappropriate use of child-safe toys in sex games.
Person 1: I thought it would be funny to see if I could fist myself with Optimus Prime, but I blew out my rectum.
Person 2: Looks like you paid the *lowers sunglasses* Fissure Price...
Person 2: Looks like you paid the *lowers sunglasses* Fissure Price...
by retardedgenius October 24, 2011
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by Flaquita September 01, 2008