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- noun

Specific term used to relay the pain associated with the inappropriate use of child-safe toys in sex games.
Person 1: I thought it would be funny to see if I could fist myself with Optimus Prime, but I blew out my rectum.

Person 2: Looks like you paid the *lowers sunglasses* Fissure Price...
by retardedgenius October 24, 2011
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