Ass Fissure

When you have such a large dry shit that it literally tears your ass so that there is blood on the TP when you wipe

I ate the whole bucket of popcorn at the movie theater - if I don't have a an ass fissure it will be a miracle.

by Merkin March 06, 2007

muff

A loser deadbeat with no ambition whatsoever in life. See also muff diver

Do those guys over there need help?
Nah, they're just muffs.

by Merkin October 01, 2005

fish bowl

The roll of fat some chicks have just below the navel. See also fup

I don't understand how that girl can be so skinny and yet still have a total fish bowl

by Merkin March 24, 2005

Scooter

1) A big time computer nerd 2) To use technical knowledge to repair/create something

My computer is acting all slow - I gotta call the scooter and get it fixed.

The guy running the office pool for march madness scootered up the most delux excel sheeet you've ever seen.

by Merkin September 26, 2005

fuck jesus in the face

Expression of extreme exasperation.

Fuck Jesus in the face! If Bruce cock blocks me one more time, I'm going to punch him out

by Merkin March 24, 2005

cherry

When something is in near perfect condition mint

Dave's 66 corvette is cherry

by Merkin March 21, 2005

cock in the mouth

To have oral intercourse with someone (see citm)

Since you are on the rag, how about a little cock in the mouth?

by Merkin March 24, 2005