Merkin's definitions

challenge

The nemesis of shotgun where once "shotgun" is called, the first friend to shout "challenge" gets to vie for the coveted front passenger seat via a game of rock scissors paper. Can be nullified by shouting "Shotgun, no challenge"

Friend 1: Come on, we gotta go
Friend 2: I call Shot gun
Friend 3: Challenge!

by merkin January 3, 2006

Scooter

1) A big time computer nerd 2) To use technical knowledge to repair/create something

My computer is acting all slow - I gotta call the scooter and get it fixed.

The guy running the office pool for march madness scootered up the most delux excel sheeet you've ever seen.

by Merkin September 26, 2005

muff

A loser deadbeat with no ambition whatsoever in life. See also muff diver

Do those guys over there need help?
Nah, they're just muffs.

by Merkin October 1, 2005

Ass Fissure

When you have such a large dry shit that it literally tears your ass so that there is blood on the TP when you wipe

I ate the whole bucket of popcorn at the movie theater - if I don't have a an ass fissure it will be a miracle.

by Merkin March 6, 2007

lob

Abbreviation: Lack of Boner. Made famous my comedian Jeff Dunham

Achmed was very sad that all he was getting for Christmas was lob

by Merkin December 31, 2008

cherry

When something is in near perfect condition mint

Dave's 66 corvette is cherry

by Merkin March 21, 2005

goose hot

A sloot that is considered "hot" based soley upon the fact that she has large breasts.

Was the girl you hooked up with at the party hot. Well, she was goose hot

by Merkin March 23, 2005