Definitions by Merkin

lob 

Abbreviation: Lack of Boner. Made famous my comedian Jeff Dunham

Achmed was very sad that all he was getting for Christmas was lob

lob by Merkin December 31, 2008

Ass Fissure 

When you have such a large dry shit that it literally tears your ass so that there is blood on the TP when you wipe

I ate the whole bucket of popcorn at the movie theater - if I don't have a an ass fissure it will be a miracle.

Ass Fissure by Merkin March 6, 2007

challenge 

The nemesis of shotgun where once "shotgun" is called, the first friend to shout "challenge" gets to vie for the coveted front passenger seat via a game of rock scissors paper. Can be nullified by shouting "Shotgun, no challenge"

Friend 1: Come on, we gotta go
Friend 2: I call Shot gun
Friend 3: Challenge!

challenge by merkin January 3, 2006

muff 

A loser deadbeat with no ambition whatsoever in life. See also muff diver

Do those guys over there need help?
Nah, they're just muffs.

muff by Merkin October 1, 2005

Scooter 

1) A big time computer nerd 2) To use technical knowledge to repair/create something

My computer is acting all slow - I gotta call the scooter and get it fixed.

The guy running the office pool for march madness scootered up the most delux excel sheeet you've ever seen.

Scooter by Merkin September 26, 2005

citm 

See Felatio. Abbreviation for "Cock in the Mouth."

What happened with you and Katie last night? Well, there was no citv, but there was a little citm.

citm by Merkin March 24, 2005

citv 

Short for "cock in the vaginia"

Last night with Sarah was fantastic - started out with some citm which lead to some nice citv

citv by Merkin March 24, 2005