lob

Abbreviation: Lack of Boner. Made famous my comedian Jeff Dunham

Achmed was very sad that all he was getting for Christmas was lob

by Merkin December 31, 2008

challenge

The nemesis of shotgun where once "shotgun" is called, the first friend to shout "challenge" gets to vie for the coveted front passenger seat via a game of rock scissors paper. Can be nullified by shouting "Shotgun, no challenge"

Friend 1: Come on, we gotta go
Friend 2: I call Shot gun
Friend 3: Challenge!

by merkin January 03, 2006

cunt gut

The roll of fat some chicks have just below the navel.

Whoa. Check out that hideous CG.

by merkin July 13, 2003

fuck jesus in the face

Expression of extreme exasperation.

Fuck Jesus in the face! If Bruce cock blocks me one more time, I'm going to punch him out

by Merkin March 24, 2005

citm

See Felatio. Abbreviation for "Cock in the Mouth."

What happened with you and Katie last night? Well, there was no citv, but there was a little citm.

by Merkin March 24, 2005

muff

A loser deadbeat with no ambition whatsoever in life. See also muff diver

Do those guys over there need help?
Nah, they're just muffs.

by Merkin October 01, 2005

Ass Fissure

When you have such a large dry shit that it literally tears your ass so that there is blood on the TP when you wipe

I ate the whole bucket of popcorn at the movie theater - if I don't have a an ass fissure it will be a miracle.

by Merkin March 06, 2007