Ass Fissure

When you have such a large dry shit that it literally tears your ass so that there is blood on the TP when you wipe
I ate the whole bucket of popcorn at the movie theater - if I don't have a an ass fissure it will be a miracle.
by Merkin March 05, 2007
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goose hot

A sloot that is considered "hot" based soley upon the fact that she has large breasts.
Was the girl you hooked up with at the party hot. Well, she was goose hot
by Merkin March 23, 2005
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cherry

When something is in near perfect condition mint
Dave's 66 corvette is cherry
by Merkin March 21, 2005
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cunt gut

The roll of fat some chicks have just below the navel.
Whoa. Check out that hideous CG.
by merkin July 13, 2003
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cock in the mouth

To have oral intercourse with someone (see citm)
Since you are on the rag, how about a little cock in the mouth?
by Merkin March 24, 2005
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fish bowl

The roll of fat some chicks have just below the navel. See also fup
I don't understand how that girl can be so skinny and yet still have a total fish bowl
by Merkin March 24, 2005
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