fissues 

Fucking issues......

That guy I was seeing had some serious fissues.

fissues by artnotwar April 1, 2007

fissues 

fake issues.

(say fish-oos)

everyone has fissues.

fissues by dominika March 23, 2008

Fissues 

Any issue related to fish.

"He breaks out in hives when he eats fish... He has real fissues."

"There was a parasite in the fish tank causing the goldfish to die. That aquarium has major fissues"

Fissues by Rychenrolller January 26, 2013

Fissusion Bomb 

A bomb that explodes and then implodes doing no damage. For intimidation purposes ONLY.

America has just dropped the first fissusion bomb.

Fissusion Bomb by Centerback! February 4, 2020

fissures 

Open wounds in the skin. Usually gaping and the source of a nasty odor, they usually occur on or around the anus and buttox areas. See George W Olson for an example.

The rot that lives in George's gaping fissures forced me to sleep on the couch.

fissures by Rob Kudla February 22, 2004

Frissues 

when your having a bad hair day in the fringe region. ie fringe issues

"shit looks like kelsey's having some frissues today"

Frissues by kpfraz May 4, 2010

fishues 

The issues of ones vaginal region smelling of fish

"Janet over there has some serious fishues."

fishues by Jonathan Ebers October 9, 2008