fissues

Fucking issues......

That guy I was seeing had some serious fissues.

by artnotwar April 1, 2007

fissues

fake issues.

(say fish-oos)

everyone has fissues.

by dominika March 23, 2008

Fissues

Any issue related to fish.

"He breaks out in hives when he eats fish... He has real fissues."

"There was a parasite in the fish tank causing the goldfish to die. That aquarium has major fissues"

by Rychenrolller January 26, 2013

Fissusion Bomb

A bomb that explodes and then implodes doing no damage. For intimidation purposes ONLY.

America has just dropped the first fissusion bomb.

by Centerback! February 4, 2020

fissures

Open wounds in the skin. Usually gaping and the source of a nasty odor, they usually occur on or around the anus and buttox areas. See George W Olson for an example.

The rot that lives in George's gaping fissures forced me to sleep on the couch.

by Rob Kudla February 22, 2004

Frissues

when your having a bad hair day in the fringe region. ie fringe issues

"shit looks like kelsey's having some frissues today"

by kpfraz May 4, 2010

fishues

The issues of ones vaginal region smelling of fish

"Janet over there has some serious fishues."

by Jonathan Ebers October 9, 2008