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That guy I was seeing had some serious fissues.
fissues by artnotwar April 1, 2007
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fake issues.

(say fish-oos)
everyone has fissues.
fissues by dominika March 23, 2008
Related Words
"He breaks out in hives when he eats fish... He has real fissues."

"There was a parasite in the fish tank causing the goldfish to die. That aquarium has major fissues"
Fissues by Rychenrolller January 26, 2013

Fissusion Bomb 

A bomb that explodes and then implodes doing no damage. For intimidation purposes ONLY.
America has just dropped the first fissusion bomb.
Fissusion Bomb by Centerback! February 4, 2020

fissures 

Open wounds in the skin. Usually gaping and the source of a nasty odor, they usually occur on or around the anus and buttox areas. See George W Olson for an example.
The rot that lives in George's gaping fissures forced me to sleep on the couch.
fissures by Rob Kudla February 22, 2004

Frissues 

when your having a bad hair day in the fringe region. ie fringe issues
"shit looks like kelsey's having some frissues today"
Frissues by kpfraz May 4, 2010
The issues of ones vaginal region smelling of fish
"Janet over there has some serious fishues."
fishues by Jonathan Ebers October 9, 2008
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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