When you hear someone coming just after you came on yourself after jerking off, and you quickly lick your fingers to clean yourself up so you don't get caught with a sticky mess.

Nub said he had to pull a fingy lick because he heard his mom coming up the stairs on the way to his room yesterday.

That's one sticky situation lmao

fingy lick by saucegay May 2, 2009

Fingy Num Nums

A friend that lives with his parents and does a bunch of blow so he chews his nails down to nothing.

Sorry, he can’t open that can he’s a Fingy Num Nums

Fingy Num Nums by tooters222444 January 27, 2022

stinky fingy

when your fucking doggy and stick you finger in her asshole and fish out a piece of shit then plug her noise with it while covering her mouth with your other hand so she has no choice but to breathe in poop through her nose.

at school today this girl asked me for a stinky fingy but the hall monitor walked in.

stinky fingy by footlongdick March 10, 2022

Pop A Fingy

When you push too hard during a fart and a little bit of poop comes out so you use your finger to push it back up into the anus.

Early I tried to push out a fart but I pushed too hard and had to pop a fingy.

Pop A Fingy by Fizziedrink December 14, 2021

pinky fingy dingdong

hussain is the only kid his age in east london with a 1/2 inch sniper.(hussains extremely small ass cock)

oh shih did u see hussain backed out his pinky fingy dingdong in a vid call

pinky fingy dingdong by hehehhehehehhehehhehheheehhe January 14, 2019

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026