An overweight and unattractive female. She alters the state of mind of men within a 10 foot radius, paralyzing and furiously dry humping them. Rarely detected without the use of beer goggles, the funnyberry’s dry-rape is often not experienced by sober, or ironically, “dry” individuals.
Guy 1: Check out that eye candy over there, bro!
Guy 2: How much have you had to drink? That girl's a total funnyberry.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.