Definitions by footlongdick
Cummingly
When you do something with such steeze it makes people around you cum their pants. To do something cummingly is to do something so perfectly it itches the sexual part of a bystanders brain.
Cummingly by footlongdick November 20, 2024
Exterminating
Extermination or exterminating is when a group of people go to a hobo hotspot and throw eggs and bottles filled with piss at homeless people while in a large SUV. If the hobo whines then it is common courtesy to wrap back around and hit the same target again until he doesn’t complain. Typically exterminating is done to scare the homeless out of your town so crime and disgustingness falls.
“hey guys let’s go exterminating i’m so fucking bored”
“bet your driving because the cops already have my car on file”
“i fucking love terrorizing the homeless population in our county!”
“bet your driving because the cops already have my car on file”
“i fucking love terrorizing the homeless population in our county!”
Exterminating by footlongdick December 14, 2022
Active AF
1). When your actively trying to act gangster to pull a girl who only goes after gangbangers
2). being black
2). being black
Active AF by footlongdick November 7, 2022
mexican popcorn
A common saying in middle america where you use a piece of corn to wipe your ass after diarrhea then dry age it for 30 days and when it’s hard and flaky, you donate it to the poor as soul food flavored popcorn kernels
“My family and I donated 300 barrels of mexican popcorn to our local food shelter”
friend-“wow that’s great! You should put that on your college application for service hours!”
*hobo walks out of a bakery with brown teeth and a plastic bowl of popcorn*
friend-“wow that’s great! You should put that on your college application for service hours!”
*hobo walks out of a bakery with brown teeth and a plastic bowl of popcorn*
mexican popcorn by footlongdick April 24, 2022
stinky fingy
when your fucking doggy and stick you finger in her asshole and fish out a piece of shit then plug her noise with it while covering her mouth with your other hand so she has no choice but to breathe in poop through her nose.
stinky fingy by footlongdick March 10, 2022
splatter bomb
when a man defecates in his hand, mid sex, then smashes his hand full of shit into the girls face causing a splatter of fecal matter all over the room.
splatter bomb by footlongdick March 10, 2022