when a man defecates in his hand, mid sex, then smashes his hand full of shit into the girls face causing a splatter of fecal matter all over the room.
by footlongdick March 11, 2022
when your fucking doggy and stick you finger in her asshole and fish out a piece of shit then plug her noise with it while covering her mouth with your other hand so she has no choice but to breathe in poop through her nose.
by footlongdick March 11, 2022
1). When your actively trying to act gangster to pull a girl who only goes after gangbangers
2). being black
2). being black
by footlongdick November 07, 2022
When you do something with such steeze it makes people around you cum their pants. To do something cummingly is to do something so perfectly it itches the sexual part of a bystanders brain.
by footlongdick November 21, 2024
Extermination or exterminating is when a group of people go to a hobo hotspot and throw eggs and bottles filled with piss at homeless people while in a large SUV. If the hobo whines then it is common courtesy to wrap back around and hit the same target again until he doesn’t complain. Typically exterminating is done to scare the homeless out of your town so crime and disgustingness falls.
“hey guys let’s go exterminating i’m so fucking bored”
“bet your driving because the cops already have my car on file”
“i fucking love terrorizing the homeless population in our county!”
“bet your driving because the cops already have my car on file”
“i fucking love terrorizing the homeless population in our county!”
by footlongdick December 14, 2022
A common saying in middle america where you use a piece of corn to wipe your ass after diarrhea then dry age it for 30 days and when it’s hard and flaky, you donate it to the poor as soul food flavored popcorn kernels
“My family and I donated 300 barrels of mexican popcorn to our local food shelter”
friend-“wow that’s great! You should put that on your college application for service hours!”
*hobo walks out of a bakery with brown teeth and a plastic bowl of popcorn*
friend-“wow that’s great! You should put that on your college application for service hours!”
*hobo walks out of a bakery with brown teeth and a plastic bowl of popcorn*
by footlongdick April 25, 2022