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financee 

Someone you are engaged to strictly for financial reasons.
"He doesn't really love her, he loves her money. Until they actually get married, she is his financee."
financee by steve freund March 24, 2008

Objective Finance 

Objective finance is the concept that financial quality, or financial capacity/growth, that when Objectively measured, results in a measurable standard for living that can be extrapolated buy using math and other such procedures. Imagine if GDP wasn't tied to the economic output, but the economy itself, and was used to measure social and societal standards, thats Objective Finance.
"Aiden's life was amazing, because of his high-level Objective Finance"

financegasm 

A financial's sensory overload caused by the introduction of said financial to some exciting report, analysis, or new tool.
financial 1: Did you see the new pivot excel report sheet?
financial 2: Oooh that sounds sexy. Look at those numbers *financegasm*
financegasm by IT_overlord January 20, 2009

Food and Finance High School

1. Where 50% of kids come because no other school accepted them.

2. Where 3/4 of the kids don't like to cook.

3. Where there is a bunch of unnecessary drama.
Food and Finance High School
OMG, I hope freshman leave FFHS as soon as possible.

finance bro 

One who drives a bmw with white interior leather, balks at dehumanizing hookers and overal douchey appearance to impress everyone around him with the finance firm he works for
Hes a straight finance bro, only cares about money and hoes
finance bro by Niqqa G September 3, 2016

one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre 

Being absolutely useless coming and going.
"This radio gets no reception and is absolutely useless. It's like one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre."