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Finance` 

(fy-nan-say) The combination of the words fiance` and financial provider. a derogatory term that is basically the "n word" to gold digging trifling ass who-ers. Though a finance` is ultimately how most women view their soon to be rich husbands regardless of their level of shamelessness to actually publicly admit this or not.
The former finance` is now financially depleted after less than a year of marriage where the entitled obtained her lords entire net worth in such a short time, and all she had to labor was baring a child of her sin and deceit as consequence for pretending to want to consummate the marriage.
Finance` by Ampresandman November 29, 2013
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an applied field of economics used to evaluate relative opportunity cost for speculation by mathematical manipulation of currency figures
Scott, did you double check your calculations of finance? That estimation seems far too high!
finance by Funkwillyp May 2, 2009
A nice ass. Used to describe someone in the vicinity who you don't want to know you're talking about her.
"Hey Max, have you checked out the finances recently" *Eyes shift towards a fine ass
Finance by DKramandsugar August 16, 2010

finance' 

One who is well supplied with cash but is also a significant other.
My finance' paid for my car.
finance' by guess_whoo June 2, 2007
v. To embezzle

From the Gaelic, to steal your neighbors eggs.
Andy Fastow was Enron's Chief Financial Officer.
finance by mandingoe April 13, 2004

financé 

What a gold-digging lady views her husband-to-be.
And of course, this word's spelling can be altered slightly from "financé" to "financeé", to refer to a lady who's engaged to a gold-digging guy, and who is viewed by him as merely a meal-ticket and/or the means to a more-fluent lifestyle
financé by QuacksO July 14, 2019
Noun Finance The decision, money given.

Verb Finance Deciding on a decision, giving money.
Finance is like democracy with a person counting votes who counts their own vote.
Finance by OPERKELY June 14, 2022
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