18 definitions by steve freund

Pete only eats canned foods. He is a total canivore.

"Honey, pizza sound good?"
"Sweetheart, you know I am canivorous. Let's pop open a can of beans instead."

Riding that bike has made me numb down there. I think I have taint faint.

Man, don't tell the drummer his time is off. If you do, he'll throw a tempo tantrum.

"Did you see that guitarist go off on the drummer? That was a classic example of stage rage".

I promised my chick I wouldn't have sex with any other women, and she bought me this cocklock.

"Dude, you seem so enlightened. Have you studied philosophy or meditation?."

"No, I have become one with the universe simply through cosmosis."