Forrey

FORREY <for-ee> n. 1. a Caucasian/Caucasoid inhabiting rural or small city environment that pursues mind-numbing menial tasks which produce little or no effect on society and achieve little or no great personal success or happiness. A Forrey tends to accept life as it is, take no risks and focus its efforts on 'getting by.'

Rare exceptions to this are the Asian, or Mongoloid, Forreys which are generally adopted into a Forrey clan, though one case has shown that marriage to an Asian can produce a half-Asian Forrey. The Asian genetic strain in a half-Asian can hold enough ambition for an Asian Forrey (AF) to break out from the the Forrey lifestyle, but often requires a necessary dropping of Forrey from its title and description. Ambition and life can be furthered in half-AFs by then marrying another Asian.

AFs by adoption have shown no known symptoms of being a Forrey.

note: when applied/derived from an AF, the definition is inverted.

FORREY <for-ee> v. to make a thing boring, menial, or mildly uninteresting. note: when applied/derived from an AF, the definition is inverted.

FORREY n. 1. example
John - who's that kid over there?
Bob - Who? Oh, him. He's such a boring person.
John - what a Forrey.

AF Inversion: example
John - who's that kid over there?
Bob - Who, Lee? You don't know Lee? Man, he's the shit!
John - Sweet, a Forrey

FORREY v. 1. example
Friend 1 - Tom, stop it, you're just making it boring.
Friend 2 - Yeah, Tom, don't Forrey it.

AF Inversion
Friend 1 - Tom, you're totally rocking this party
Friend 2 - Yeah, Tom, Forrey the fuck out of this place!

by Cage Forrester February 22, 2011

Forrest Hump

When someone has sex with a mentally challenged person, largely out of pity or mercy.

Anna: I can't believe Becky had sex with a guy from the special ed class.

Carla: I know. That was a total "Forrest Hump."

by Robert Sacamano October 11, 2013

FourEyez

the hardest motherfucker in the game

Oh yeah "FourEyez"? You mean the hardest motherfucker in the game?

by squadup27 August 19, 2020

Forrest Plump

A fat imbecile. Pun on the name Forrest Gump. Used in the popular TV show Simpsons when police chief Wiggum arrests Homer Simpson.

Homer (sitting on a park bench): Life is like a box of chocolates...

Chief Wiggum: Hold it right there Forrest PLUMP! We have laws against impersonating celebrities.

by Eddy July 30, 2007

Forrest gumped

A way of making it through a situation successfully through sheer dumb luck.

He really forrest gumped his way into that job.

by rlampani January 5, 2009

Forrest Gump

A long and involved, often exremely notable and serendipitous life story. Derived from the film Forrest Gump in which the main character tells his life story while sitting on a bus stop bench to various passers by.

Hey Dennis, I bet that accordion player over there has one hell of a Forrest Gump.
Why don't you tell me your Forrest Gump?

by Luke and Dennis June 11, 2006

forrest ettel

the most sus person ever created with a really small penis and can’t ever please a woman, his only good quality is perfecting the ding-ding dance. he sounds like the annoying train kid from polar express, and likes indiana

this kid is being such a forrest ettel

by patty kinsey September 12, 2020