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''omg santiago giraldo is such a figre''
figre by dumbbrunnette December 3, 2021
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Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser 

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.
Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser
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Often misspelled as Fiber.

1. A single piece of a given material, elongated and roughly round in cross-section, often twisted with other fibres to form a thread.

2. Any substance, generally of plant origin, which is undigested on passage through the human alimentary tract—consists mostly of complex carbohydrates.
1. The microscope showed several different fibres stuck to the sole of the shoe.
2. The cloth was made from a strange, somewhat rough fibre.
3. Fresh vegetables are a good source of fibre.
Fibre by William Helmsley November 10, 2013
Often misspelled as Fiber.

1. A single piece of a given material, elongated and roughly round in cross-section, often twisted with other fibres to form a thread.

2. Any substance, generally of plant origin, which is undigested on passage through the human alimentary tract—consists mostly of complex carbohydrates.
1. The microscope showed several different fibres stuck to the sole of the shoe.
2. The cloth was made from a strange, somewhat rough fibre.
3. Fresh vegetables are a good source of fibre.
Fibre by William Helmsley November 10, 2013
Often misspelled as Fiber.

1. A single piece of a given material, elongated and roughly round in cross-section, often twisted with other fibres to form a thread.

2. Any substance, generally of plant origin, which is undigested on passage through the human alimentary tract—consists mostly of complex carbohydrates.
1. The microscope showed several different fibres stuck to the sole of the shoe.
2. The cloth was made from a strange, somewhat rough fibre.
3. Fresh vegetables are a good source of fibre.
Fibre by William Helmsley November 10, 2013

Autistiska fingret

Det Autistiska fingret är när man slår sitt mitten finger ihop med ringfingret emot en fettig arm. Detta skapar ett klappande och autistiskt ljud.

Det är väldigt svårt att lära sig det autistiska fingret, men med lite träning så kan alla bli de ultimata autistiska finger snärtarna.

När du ska börja lära dig det autistiska fingret så är det viktigt att starta på djur och inte människor direkt. Detta är viktigt eftersom man kan enkelt bli anmäld eftersom det är så autistiskt.

Den här riktigt autistiska rörelsen uppkom när en spelnörd i året 2020 satt hemma själv och hade riktigt tråkigt. Han började utforska sina möjligheter att fördriva tiden med sina händer. Han kom snabbt fram till att man kan ta sina fingrar och skapa ett snärt ljud när man för tillsammans två fingrar i en snabb rörelse emot fläsk.

Efter att de unge mannen hade upptäckt den här nya historiska autistiska handlingen så började han experimentera med sin hund som inte kunde anmäla honom.

VARNING OBS:

DET AUTISTISKA FINGET ÄR HÖGT BEROENDE FRAMKALLADE OCH KAN BLI TOLKAT SOM SEXUELLA TRAKASERIER.
"Kom hit så ska jag göra det autistiska fingret på dig horunge"

"Jag behöver heroinet, kom hit"
"Ska vi gå till toan?"
Autistiska fingret by _-_e November 6, 2020
Fiorela is an amazing BEST FRIEND/girlfriend that you'll ever had and she is pretty smart and funny and she's very loyal you'll be very lucky if you have a fiorela in your life.
Omg that girl is not she must be a fiorela
Fiorela by Wowgirl May 24, 2018
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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