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man, don't mess with figard, he'll fuckin kill you!
figard by Ian April 1, 2005
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fignard • fagnard • figard • Fignar • Finard • fingard • Finnard
shut up you emo fagnards!
fagnard by Samhain February 28, 2003
To finger a woman in a fenced in back yard while at a barbecue
The smell of hot dogs and hamburgers cooking on the grill made me want to take Nancy behind the bushes and finard her so hard.
Finard by Kyliikirstena April 3, 2020
Very smart and successful guy (he is good looking as well)
Look at that guy! That is a real Finnard!
Finnard by BTA_IYKYK January 29, 2023
a maneuver used to cock block a would-be penetrator, whereby you use your index finger to guard your anus. This thwarts your partner's attempt to bone you.
-I thought for sure Dale would have gotten fucked by Manfred last night.
-Naaw, man. He used the fingard.
fingard by Nynbern Follower February 11, 2010
1. A name once used by a former girlfriend as a nickname for me. affectionately used.

2. random trivia, useless knowledge.
1. "You know you'll always be my fignar"

2. The fignar for today is the formula to tell the outside temperature by the speed of an average ant.
Fignar by Todd June 5, 2004
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