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Fignar

1. A name once used by a former girlfriend as a nickname for me. affectionately used.

2. random trivia, useless knowledge.
1. "You know you'll always be my fignar"

2. The fignar for today is the formula to tell the outside temperature by the speed of an average ant.
by Todd June 5, 2004
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figard

man, don't mess with figard, he'll fuckin kill you!
by Ian April 1, 2005
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Figarette

Figarettes are for old people and pussies.
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Figar

The cigar that Fidel Castro smokes almost everywhere he is!
Man: Fidel what do you think we should do about the current situation.

Fidel: Ughhh..... just bring me a Figar!
by Senor Tabby McWhiskers February 4, 2009
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Sammy Fingar

A two-handed Level III Tantric Massage technique invented in Marin County, California.

Step 1: With the male recipient standing, feet very wide, penis fully engorged, with one finger pointed skyward, his female therapist inserts at least one of her fingers deep into his rectum in order to “hammer” his prostate, similar to how a rock guitarist would hammer a fretboard while shredding on stage.

Step 2: The therapist’s other hand reaches around and repeatedly levers his penis in the wrong direction (whichever direction that is), similar to how a rock guitarist would bend a whammy bar while ripping a lead.
After partying all day at Cabo Wabo, I found a nearby spa that offered a “special massage” for $51.50. Well, I found out the hard way that my masseuse’s day job involved slicing jalapeños, because when she gave me the “Sammy Fingar“ I screamed louder than David Lee Roth!
by Oona Pelota April 28, 2020
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fingar

Finger with a little stank on it. If this is your last name, you probably have been confused with Finger many times.
That finger guy is a legend.

Nah dude, that's fingar.
by Heisenberg_02 July 13, 2017
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finarky

Finarky is the goal of people that want to retire early or not work at all
by fire_enthusiast January 2, 2019
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