fingard 

a maneuver used to cock block a would-be penetrator, whereby you use your index finger to guard your anus. This thwarts your partner's attempt to bone you.

-I thought for sure Dale would have gotten fucked by Manfred last night.
-Naaw, man. He used the fingard.

fingard by Nynbern Follower February 11, 2010

figard 

the hardest nigga up at PSU

man, don't mess with figard, he'll fuckin kill you!

figard by Ian April 1, 2005

fingerdemolisher 

He's so COOL AND KIND , he has a great content and he makes people laugh :p
Also he's so pretty !

Do you know fingerdemolisher?
No , who is that ?

Hm nvm sorry !
Sorry for what ?
FOR PUTTING DEEZ NUTZ IN U MOUTH
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WTF AM I DOING GOLD NIGHT

fingerdemolisher by ily/p June 13, 2021

Fingerdingo Kebab

When a man with extremely long fingers skewers several pussys at once, causing the women to form a Fingerdingo kebab.

jesus, I got wrecked by a Fingerdingo kebab last Christmas.

Fingerdingo Kebab by Aaron the playa July 12, 2018

fingerdrumming 

tapping your fingers in a rhythm, playing your "drumset", and is most commonly found because the person who is doing it is bored or becoming impatient. can also be done with slaps.

The only thing that sucks worse than taking the SAT is taking it while listening to the guy behind you do his fingerdrumming like he thinks he's got skills of an actual drummer.

fingerdrumming by someguyudontcareabout June 11, 2006

Sammy Fingar

A two-handed Level III Tantric Massage technique invented in Marin County, California.

Step 1: With the male recipient standing, feet very wide, penis fully engorged, with one finger pointed skyward, his female therapist inserts at least one of her fingers deep into his rectum in order to “hammer” his prostate, similar to how a rock guitarist would hammer a fretboard while shredding on stage.

Step 2: The therapist’s other hand reaches around and repeatedly levers his penis in the wrong direction (whichever direction that is), similar to how a rock guitarist would bend a whammy bar while ripping a lead.

After partying all day at Cabo Wabo, I found a nearby spa that offered a “special massage” for $51.50. Well, I found out the hard way that my masseuse’s day job involved slicing jalapeños, because when she gave me the “Sammy Fingar“ I screamed louder than David Lee Roth!

Sammy Fingar by Oona Pelota April 28, 2020

fingerdemolisher 

Is a cool person from tiktok and he goes by the pronouns he/him

have you heard of fingerdemolisher on tiktok?
yea he's my mutual, he so cool.

fingerdemolisher by https.rosaaaaruiz June 13, 2021