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Very smart and successful guy (he is good looking as well)
Look at that guy! That is a real Finnard!
Finnard by BTA_IYKYK January 29, 2023
Words you can keep
A girl that a lot of pedophiles are attracted to.
That little fignard girl has a pretty saggy vagina from Thomas licking it so much, but I'll take what I can get.
fignard by Endrai July 26, 2017
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To finger a woman in a fenced in back yard while at a barbecue
The smell of hot dogs and hamburgers cooking on the grill made me want to take Nancy behind the bushes and finard her so hard.
Finard by Kyliikirstena April 3, 2020
a maneuver used to cock block a would-be penetrator, whereby you use your index finger to guard your anus. This thwarts your partner's attempt to bone you.
-I thought for sure Dale would have gotten fucked by Manfred last night.
-Naaw, man. He used the fingard.
fingard by Nynbern Follower February 11, 2010

Finnaroll 

Combination of the words "finna" (meaning gettin ready to) and "roll" (slang for doing ecstacy). Together - getting ready to do X.
Q. Where are you all goin?
A. We're finnaroll!
Finnaroll by LnkinPrk777 May 3, 2006
A male who is so aroused by other males, that upon seeing groups of them will jizz himself
Derek : Is that cum dripping down that dudes leg?
Tom : Yeah, when he saw us he busted everywhere, he's definitely a finnward
finnward by waxhead2012 February 28, 2019
A retard who doesn't know sheet about portfolio theory but still keeps taking about finance, investments and salary traps by looking at stupid financial posts on social media.
Max : Hey carl, I will achieve financial freedom by investing in Stocks and Cryptos and bypass this rate race of salary and employment.

Carl : Okay tell me what is PE ratio ?

Max : WTF is that ?

carl : Nothing Fintard
Fintard by Paradox369 October 2, 2021
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