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Finard
The smell of hot dogs and hamburgers cooking on the grill made me want to take Nancy behind the bushes and finard her so hard.
Finard by Kyliikirstena April 3, 2020
fingard
a maneuver used to cock block a would-be penetrator, whereby you use your index finger to guard your anus. This thwarts your partner's attempt to bone you.
-I thought for sure Dale would have gotten fucked by Manfred last night.
-Naaw, man. He used the fingard.
-Naaw, man. He used the fingard.
fingard by Nynbern Follower February 11, 2010
Finnaroll
Combination of the words "finna" (meaning gettin ready to) and "roll" (slang for doing ecstacy). Together - getting ready to do X.
Finnaroll by LnkinPrk777 May 3, 2006
finnward
Derek : Is that cum dripping down that dudes leg?
Tom : Yeah, when he saw us he busted everywhere, he's definitely a finnward
Tom : Yeah, when he saw us he busted everywhere, he's definitely a finnward
finnward by waxhead2012 February 28, 2019
Fintard
A retard who doesn't know sheet about portfolio theory but still keeps taking about finance, investments and salary traps by looking at stupid financial posts on social media.
Max : Hey carl, I will achieve financial freedom by investing in Stocks and Cryptos and bypass this rate race of salary and employment.
Carl : Okay tell me what is PE ratio ?
Max : WTF is that ?
carl : Nothing Fintard
Carl : Okay tell me what is PE ratio ?
Max : WTF is that ?
carl : Nothing Fintard
Fintard by Paradox369 October 2, 2021
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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