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the plural of festo
here are the festos you asked for yesterday!
festos by vertebraven July 13, 2026
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sickos festos 

A word made up by a greek bastard I know that simply means 'great', 'fantastic'. The greek equivalent of 'Fuckin' A'.


" Hey mate, do you wanna come to a barbeque at my place tomorrow?"

"Yeh mate, that'll be sickos festos!"
sickos festos by SayAnything December 31, 2008
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A very romantic guy that'll give you the best in life.
He is sweet and caring
Sometimes egoistic
Festus usually has lots of girls swarming around him, but he has a distinct taste in women
Who's that perfect guy, oh! That's Festus
Festus by Princekodaf February 7, 2019
A fat drunk dickhead that hangs out at public events and mingles with anybody, the individual may pig out on food or jus simply make a fool of himself while people laugh at him for his utter stupidity. They may also play with there belly buttons while talking about sex. They usually wear clothes that are too small for them and wont buy new clothes which causes them to wear the same clothes daily without bathing. Some develop odors that u may be able to smell before even being near them.
Stevens dad is such a festiss.
festiss by r0b j buttkiss September 30, 2007
A homosexual guy who receives a bottle of Snapple (or any fruitdrink) up his anus by his father.
This dude is a real Festis.
Festis by Generalel October 10, 2013

festesio 

A n insulting word made up by Peter Griffen.
wlel you sir are a festesio. See I can make up words too.
festesio by afgncaaf May 27, 2005

festouche 

1) A bad or undesirable situation.
2) The grouping of hairs forming a small moustache on the upper lip of some women.
1) Since everyone has ignored the problem, it has only gotten worse - this is a major festouche!
2) I told her to wax her lip, but since she didn't listen she now has a thick festouche.
festouche by Hardball May 2, 2006
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