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A fat drunk dickhead that hangs out at public events and mingles with anybody, the individual may pig out on food or jus simply make a fool of himself while people laugh at him for his utter stupidity. They may also play with there belly buttons while talking about sex. They usually wear clothes that are too small for them and wont buy new clothes which causes them to wear the same clothes daily without bathing. Some develop odors that u may be able to smell before even being near them.
Stevens dad is such a festiss.
festiss by r0b j buttkiss September 30, 2007
Words you can keep
A homosexual guy who receives a bottle of Snapple (or any fruitdrink) up his anus by his father.
This dude is a real Festis.
Festis by Generalel October 10, 2013
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1. Anyone of the mexican heritage, or anyone who annoys the hell out of me 2. A person who makes your whole day bad; one who pisses you off
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and of course the female chawbacon (sara gardner)
festiseo by Hoochie the Juggalo December 16, 2004
A combination of "festive" and "fetish", implying a holiday theme to non-vanilla adult fun.
We spent the whole weekend indulging in festish fun: Sex in a Santa suit, Pilgrim porn, Easter Bunny boffing.
festish by scotte61 October 27, 2010

Festishio 

To be or act stupid.
To show ignorance.

John says "1 + 1 = 5"
Jim says "You festishio."
Festishio by Jeremi1023 April 13, 2009
That tiny bit of weed left on the table which all the fiends scrape up regardless of other debris on the table and smoke it.
Me: Man don't smoke that, that's festies.
Fiend: Nah man this is good stuff.
Me: *Facepalm*
Festies by Anonystoner July 13, 2009
of or relating to a feast or festival; Merry, Joyous: a festish party.
Lynni: Whats up with Max?
Matt: I don't know but he seems quite festish now that he's drunk.
festish by Evy May 26, 2005
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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