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A fat drunk dickhead that hangs out at public events and mingles with anybody, the individual may pig out on food or jus simply make a fool of himself while people laugh at him for his utter stupidity. They may also play with there belly buttons while talking about sex. They usually wear clothes that are too small for them and wont buy new clothes which causes them to wear the same clothes daily without bathing. Some develop odors that u may be able to smell before even being near them.
Stevens dad is such a festiss.
festiss by r0b j buttkiss September 30, 2007
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A homosexual guy who receives a bottle of Snapple (or any fruitdrink) up his anus by his father.
This dude is a real Festis.
Festis by Generalel October 10, 2013
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festiseo by Hoochie the Juggalo December 16, 2004
A combination of "festive" and "fetish", implying a holiday theme to non-vanilla adult fun.
We spent the whole weekend indulging in festish fun: Sex in a Santa suit, Pilgrim porn, Easter Bunny boffing.
festish by scotte61 October 27, 2010

Festishio 

To be or act stupid.
To show ignorance.
John says "1 + 1 = 5"
Jim says "You festishio."
Festishio by Jeremi1023 April 13, 2009
That tiny bit of weed left on the table which all the fiends scrape up regardless of other debris on the table and smoke it.
Me: Man don't smoke that, that's festies.
Fiend: Nah man this is good stuff.
Me: *Facepalm*
Festies by Anonystoner July 13, 2009
of or relating to a feast or festival; Merry, Joyous: a festish party.
Lynni: Whats up with Max?
Matt: I don't know but he seems quite festish now that he's drunk.
festish by Evy May 26, 2005
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