1) A bad or undesirable situation.
2) The grouping of hairs forming a small moustache on the upper lip of some women.
2) The grouping of hairs forming a small moustache on the upper lip of some women.
1) Since everyone has ignored the problem, it has only gotten worse - this is a major festouche!
2) I told her to wax her lip, but since she didn't listen she now has a thick festouche.
2) I told her to wax her lip, but since she didn't listen she now has a thick festouche.
by Hardball May 2, 2006
Get the festouche mug.Femdouche: a new hybrid female version of the classic male douchebag. Femdouches can be identified by scantily clothed gym selfies on twitter an Instagram, hash tagged with several things such as "#FitSpo" "#traininsane" "#Fitfam" etc. Femdouches thrive off Instagram likes and retweets.
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by Lapinksi November 20, 2013
Get the femdouche mug.The fedora worn by an unattractive guy who plays the guitar to trick girls into thinking he is hotter than he actually is. They can usually be found on the heads of annoying guys playing covers of Disney or Jack Johnson songs on college campuses.
Girl one: That guy playing "Your Body Is a Wonderland" on the quad is totally hot.
Girl two: Not really. He's just wearing a fedouche.
Girl two: Not really. He's just wearing a fedouche.
by ajt313 August 25, 2011
Get the Fedouche mug."He forgot to get the approval and pretty soon we had a major festuche." or "She's such a drama queen. She could make any staff meeting into a real festuche."
by Nezbit-the-cat May 17, 2005
Get the festuche mug.One who is simultaneously a fag, tool, and douche. That is, a loathsome poser who either tries too hard to be liked and fit in, all the while oblivious to the fact that everyone else finds him insufferable; or who thinks that he is in charge, again unaware that no one respects him. The fagtouche's cringeworthy words and deeds make him the laughingstock among his peers.
"My boss is such a fagtouche; he pulled that nonsensical policy straight out of his ass."
"Randy and Paul got in another pissing contest yesterday over who's more in charge, and then afterward Randy came to us bitching about what a cock Paul is."
"God, what a pair of fagtiche."
"Yo wassup dudes, can I hang witchoo?"
"Fuck off and die, fagtouche."
"Did you hear about that guy who broke his ankles rollerblading?"
"Rollerblading is fagtouchey enough... the ankles are just icing on the cake."
"Randy and Paul got in another pissing contest yesterday over who's more in charge, and then afterward Randy came to us bitching about what a cock Paul is."
"God, what a pair of fagtiche."
"Yo wassup dudes, can I hang witchoo?"
"Fuck off and die, fagtouche."
"Did you hear about that guy who broke his ankles rollerblading?"
"Rollerblading is fagtouchey enough... the ankles are just icing on the cake."
by p. orlofsky December 22, 2008
Get the fagtouche mug.fe-douche (pronounced feh-doosh): A heterosexual white male who thinks he looks artsy and hip becuase he is wearing a fedora.
by Bro King Scott September 7, 2010
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