Festis

A homosexual guy who receives a bottle of Snapple (or any fruitdrink) up his anus by his father.

This dude is a real Festis.

by Generalel October 10, 2013

festie

Someone who goes to a lot of music festivals.

It does have the connotation of someone who gets wasted and parties while attending these festivals, but the overall meaning is based on simply frequenting festivals.

"So you said Steve might be coming to forest this year?"

"Yeah, but I don't think it's gonna happen, he's not much of a festie."

by briaguya September 12, 2014

festie

A music festival generally lasting several days.

Are you going to that festie in nor cal this summer?

by wonder_wingnut April 02, 2011

festy

Adjective. Bad, disgusting, undesirable, revolting. Backconstruction from verb "fester".

"Awww, Mum! That broccoli is really festy."

by Skyring August 17, 2004

Festie

Gilrs who think they are 'besties' after meeting for the first time when they are high:

"Oh my god, you are my soul mate! YOU are my festie!"

by i-m-meana fist March 19, 2017

festy

"Festy" describes anything that is dirty and/or smelly. It is particularly used to describe people, but may be used to refer to objects or animals.

Eew! You smell festy!
That guy is so festy.
I'm not touching that festy bandage.
Don't let your festy dog into my house.

by Luke January 08, 2005

festie

Those who frenquent renfaires as customers, often with seasons passes, but who are not part of the performing cast or otherwise work for the renfaire (ie. rennies). Usually some sort of badges are worn by workers and performers of a renfair as proof that they are employees. Because they add to the general atmosphere of a renfaire, most renfaires encourage festies to wear garb, thus creating the need for the badges to tell worker from patron.

They're not rennies, they're festies.

by DeadManPete October 14, 2006