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A word used to describe someone thats really lame.
Person 1: "Bobby is such a festoon"
Person 2: "Tell me about it bro, he's such a butt"
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To adorn what otherwise may've been met with scorn.
I regularly festoon my computer screen with festive comical cartoons.
festoon by Hercolena Oliver May 15, 2008
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The act of coitus followed by a move similar to the The Joe Mauer.
I can't wait to festoon Jessica after the prom, it'll be a memory she'll never forget!
Festoon by Elisa Chance September 15, 2012

festooned 

Reggie: How you feeling there mate?

Mate (on the floor playing with some fluff): Actually, I'm quite festooned...it's all very salmony...

Reggie: Raas!
A really white person who stays inside all day and plays video games. He is generally printer paper white and you would mistake him as a ghost. A festool used to like outdoor activities but was drawn into the computer by a fond game called "Roblox".
Wow dude he must never ever go outside, and only plays video games he must be a festool.
festool by Festool July 8, 2017

Festoosh 

Some one who does not know what Festoosh means.
My mother is such a Festoosh! She does not know what Festoosh means.
Festoosh by MagicMoose2 August 20, 2011

joss feston 

That man over there just doesn't joss feston.
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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