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fermental

Means 'fucking mental'.
Has nothing to do with fermentation, fermenting or anything of the like.
fucking+mental=fermental
Woah, that movie was completely fermental!
by frothycoffee June 14, 2011
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fermental

A state of mental illness where a post menopausal woman describes herself on an adult site as "juicy" when the photographic evidence is clear shes fermenting from multiple yeast infections... and mucus build up...
Dude, that old chick has to be fermental her pussy looks like a plate of bad clams on an old beef pancake....
by Bill the Random December 21, 2010
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Femmentation

The festering of frustrating feelings in a woman is known as femmentation.

Eg. The frustrating feeling a woman experiences when her man says something she believes is mad ridiculous and her emotions fester and ferment into something that may eventually become potentially disastrous.
by pineapple$ with pi$$a November 3, 2018
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farental

when your friends start getting Parental on you.
Man, James was getting all farental on me the other day telling me to clean my room.
by Kent P. June 10, 2008
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friental

An 18-28 year old female that is available to fuck her guy friends for cash. She’s not an everyday whore because she won’t fuck strangers for money but from time to time will fuck her older, more established guy friends to help pay her bills. She's a friend-rental.
Brittany is a really good friental of mine. She's back with her boyfriend today but last night she swallowed my load like it was her job.
by Chalupa-Batman April 27, 2015
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Fermented Freddy

Fermented Freddy (noun) is a speciality beverage that is commonly consumed after a Bukkake session or during special events that call for an especially flavourful beverage.

The process in which the Fermented Freddy is made is simple, yet very satisfying.

1. Begin by firstly performing anal sex with a significant other, or volunteer; keep in my that the duration of the sex has a direct correlation with the flavour and robustness of the final product.

2. The male ejaculates fully within the female (or male) partner.
3. The male takes a wine bottle cork (warning: the material of the cork will affect the flavour) and places it within the females (or males) anus, thus beginning the "fermenting" process.
4. Age the product a minimum of 24 hours until the "Freddy" is "fermented" to perfection.

5. Uncork and Enjoy!
Matt: "Hey its Fourth of July Weekend we should get some nice beers!"

Jordan: "Yeah, but we had beers last night..."

Morgan: "Hey I know you guys, lets make some fermented Freddy!"

(Warning: Over fermentation may cause severe stomach cramps and/or death)
by DPI001 July 5, 2011
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fervently

very enthusiastically or passionately
"he fervently believes he's doing the right thing"
by babychickentender September 16, 2017
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