ferginize 

when an asshole takes an event that has nothing to do with race, gender or sexual orientation and turns it into a racial or bigoted issue.

A little white girl goes to Dairy Queen and purchases a vanilla ice cream cone. An asshole then considers her racist, her parents racist, loots and burns down their house then brings in Reverend Al Sharpton to Ferginize the issue.

ferginize by D. Wilson Caldwell April 16, 2015

Fried and Fertilized 

How sluts/whores like their eggs.

Waiter: How would you like your eggs ma'am?
Girl : Fried and fertilized, thank you.
Waiter: ...

Fried and Fertilized by KewlCat101 January 15, 2011

Furganize 

In Hebrew, to "Furganize", means to indulge in a favor but in a very friendly brotherhood kind of way. To uplift ones spirit by saying a kind word or doing a did with the best intentions for a person without any interest of your own.

Yesterday, my buddy Jonny was hitting on a girl in a bar and I furganized him by telling her good stuff about him so she will like him more and become fond of him.

Furganize by Carmonator June 9, 2018

fetus fertilizer 

1. Another word for sperm, which is used to crush the dreams of men and women everywhere, and to bring poor children into this cruel and arbitrary reality against their will.

2. The intellectual's synonym for sperm.
3. The 23rd flavor in Dr. pepper.
4. The cure for bitch-nagg and snatch disease.

Cornelius-"I dare say Jebediah, it appears I have unloaded fetus fertilizer all over your mistress's face."
Jebediah-"Indubitably; here sir, let me help clean it up with my asshole."
Cornelius-"Good show old bean!"

fetus fertilizer by BlackFaceKilla July 9, 2012

Fertilized 

An awesome pickup line.

HEY BABY YA WANA GET FERTILIZED???

Fertilized by #Animals4life May 26, 2018

The Fertilizer 

It's a Mexican Lawn Mower but done outside and on the lawn.

My girlfriend decided we should do some gardening. I finally convinced her to do the fertilizer before she begins to plant her eggplant.

The Fertilizer by TheADvent Calendar December 1, 2019

Fried or Fertilized 

A questions posed by the rap collective Turquoise Jeep in their song with the same name. The question asks whether the girl would like to eat breakfast, or have sex again.

"How you like your eggs girl, fried or fertilized?" -- Yung Humma

Fried or Fertilized by nessim99 February 23, 2011