femoto

A motto for gaining feminine confidence.

My sister's femoto is "share myself ,steal others."

by KaiiKi January 23, 2018

The Griffith Femto Theory

A theory stating that the internet is so vast and so random that you could post a random photo claiming it's a meme from the future, and at some point the photo will gain relevance as a meme.

Bro 1: Bro, did you hear about that one among us post from 2010?

Bro 2: Nah man, that's just a prime example of the Griffith Femto theory

by ZenaMudry November 27, 2021

femtopenis

a disease in which males possess a penis that is so tremoundously small that the doctors at his birth mistook him for not having a gender due to the absence of any gentials

Dad: Is it a boy or a girl?
Mom: I have no idea
Doctor: It is a boy. However, he suffers from femtopenis
Dad: Oh fuck

by nitions and you want to use yo September 11, 2021

femotional

Female emotional need to get constantly angry, upset, or sad at stupid shit; usually brought on by menstrual cycle.

I just asked if you wanted something to eat; why the hell are you being so femotional?

by Rober Larson January 19, 2008

femotion

Women believing they have some feelings but the actually havent

It's not real emotion. It's femotion

by futejia May 24, 2008

Femtopenis

An infinitesimally small penis. It is even smaller than a picopenis, let alone a nanopenis. It's so small that not even a magnifying glass is enough to see it. The only possible way to view a femtopenis is through an electron microscope.

It's a commonly accepted fact that Putin has a femtopenis.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 8, 2022

femtobrain

1) Derived from the prefix femto, which means ten to the minus fifteen.

2)Stupid; very, very stupid

3)Extremely gullible.

3)Mentally retarded.

The femtobrain spent his rent money on a fortune teller.

by ad-92129 September 6, 2011