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Felonious Spunk

Sexual assault committed while jazz music is playing.
He prefers modal jazz when inflicting his Felonious Spunk.
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Felonious Thelonius 

A nickname given to the great jazz pianist Thelonius Monk due to the friendships he had with cultural rabble rousers like Allen Ginsberg and Timothy Leary.
We love the freedom we feel when Felonious Thelonius sets us on fire!
Trish Best, best known by her stage name FELONI, is an African-American lesbian rapper from Detroit, Michigan. She is also known by many of her fans as the "Godmother" of the "out" urban lesbian hip-hop movement. She was featured on Coming Out Stories, a reality television show on LOGO that depicts the lives of gays and lesbians coming out to their families and friends.
That lesbian rapper FELONI is off the hook! You should check out her album!
FELONI by CWWP21 August 8, 2008

felonize 

The act of upgrading a misdemeanor charge to a felony. This is usually because there are prior convictions for the same crime. In a drug case, it could be because the drug quantity ended up being greater than originally thought, and a felony amount.
Damn, I got caught with a bag of weed. The cops of the scene thought it was a misdemeanor amount. When the lab weighed it, it came back heavy and they felonized me!

I caught a DUI, and because I have three priors, they felonized this one.
felonize by Joe Bod August 1, 2010

felonimus 

n. the famous thirst quenching drink called gatorade
can i have some of your felonimus???

lets go to the store to buy a felonimus
felonimus by Valdorus December 12, 2004

felonious 

"Felony" like. Up to no good.
Any activity you could probably catch a felony by participating in.
1."What's that guy doing behind that building?"

"I don't know, but it looks pretty FELONIOUS."

2."She's the biggest troublemaker I know, totally FELONIOUS."
felonious by Bonnie Kate March 11, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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