felontine

an unwanted valentine from a creepy person.

I just got a felontine from a creep at work.

by Screaming Old Man February 7, 2022

felontine

an unwanted valentine

I just got a felontine from a creepy guy at work.

by Screaming Old Man February 7, 2022

felontine

An unwanted valentine.

I just got a felontine from a creepy guy at work.

by Screaming Old Man February 7, 2022

felonize

The act of upgrading a misdemeanor charge to a felony. This is usually because there are prior convictions for the same crime. In a drug case, it could be because the drug quantity ended up being greater than originally thought, and a felony amount.

Damn, I got caught with a bag of weed. The cops of the scene thought it was a misdemeanor amount. When the lab weighed it, it came back heavy and they felonized me!

I caught a DUI, and because I have three priors, they felonized this one.

by Joe Bod August 1, 2010

felonteen

An underage guy or girl that you wanna get with, but if you get caught you could go to jail for statutory rape which carries a felony charge. 15 will get you 20

Guy 1: "Yo, that girl is fine, you gonna try to hit that?"
Guy 2: "Hell naw, she's felonteen."

by CohCoh July 16, 2006

felonin

(Noun) : {fell-a-nin} The skin pigment common to the North American Pavement Ape that causes them to have a higher predisposition to criminality.

The lower the Felonin in the skin, the less chance they will rob you.

by Bama Chime Maker November 5, 2023

Falentine

A bastardization of the word Valentine. Meant to show deep love and enduring affection for a close friend on Saint Valentine's Day. Usually used to refer to only close friends, commonly when there is an absence of a Valentine in users life.

Malia I love having you in my life and dearly value our relationship. I love you very much so please, please, please hurry back to Seattle, Olympia is just too far. :-) Oh and will you be my Falentine. Mike XOXO

by Michael February 11, 2005