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felonize 

The act of upgrading a misdemeanor charge to a felony. This is usually because there are prior convictions for the same crime. In a drug case, it could be because the drug quantity ended up being greater than originally thought, and a felony amount.
Damn, I got caught with a bag of weed. The cops of the scene thought it was a misdemeanor amount. When the lab weighed it, it came back heavy and they felonized me!

I caught a DUI, and because I have three priors, they felonized this one.
felonize by Joe Bod August 1, 2010
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34 felonies

So you consider that something that the opposition party is DOING TO Donald Trump...
Hym "So you draw the line at (apparently somehow magically) just GIVING Trump 34 felonies... But NOT... At manufacturing a mental illness out of thin air? And that's you 'not being a retard' to you? I've heard some of you call yourselves 'smart' so... That is 'smart' to you? You are mimicking the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and they are just giving felonies to people... And the creator of Ai shouldn't get paid for some reason... And one of those is bad and the other is good? And that's what a smart person thinks?"
34 felonies by Hym Iam April 2, 2025

bag o felonies 

Usually a Crown Royal bag full of everything illegal to be thrown out in case of a pullover
Oh s*** is that a cop behind us where's the bag o felonies
bag o felonies by Blaneyfan1 February 10, 2021

fishing for felonies 

Entrapment by temptation or sabotage, so the target serves hard prison time or is deemed non credible to testify in court.
In order to silence a whistleblower, the rich CEO began fishing for felonies for his target by hiring actors to sabotage him.
fishing for felonies by JDSAg April 13, 2023
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