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"Felony" like. Up to no good.
Any activity you could probably catch a felony by participating in.
1."What's that guy doing behind that building?"

"I don't know, but it looks pretty FELONIOUS."

2."She's the biggest troublemaker I know, totally FELONIOUS."
by Bonnie Kate March 11, 2010
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Since felonies are considered crazy( or calamari )
felonious is a slang term for crazy
That bitch was felonious!
by Steen November 12, 2004
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Engaging in acts of fellatio while listening to the greatest hits of famous jazz great, Thelonious Monk.
Man that felonious was FUNKY.
by Stillnosenseatall July 01, 2019
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