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fecalator 

A metaphysical device that functions by taking taking perfectly good situations and turning them to shit.

While fecalators have never actually been seen, such devices must exist in order to explain situations where everything seems to go to Hell.
Alphonse: "Hey, Gaston! Is the copier up?"

Gaston: "Naw. Someone must of left the fecalator on."
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Feminator 

A plastic, lidded plastic urinal jug specifically designed for women.
{Jackie}: Hey Doral, can you please pass me the Feminator under your car seat, I really have to go!
{Doral}: Sure Jackie, but it kinda reeks because somebody forgot to douche off the asinine thing from our last road trip.
{Jackie}: That's alright -- just pass me the fucking thing before I piss my panties!
Feminator by Telephony June 24, 2014

Feminator 

A feminator is a slang term for a radical feminist either male or female who pushes their ideas on to men for the simple reason that they think all men are Misogynistic Assholes just because they are men and will take everything you say out of context and throw it back at you while trying to make you feel bad about what you did.
That woman took what i said about clothing and turned it into saying something about womens breasts not being good enough she must be a Feminator.
Feminator by Mavronumon March 28, 2012
i have to go use the feceator
feceator by .tori January 13, 2008

fecenate 

when you gotta take a shit and you're just chillin on your phone for an hour

verb(maybe). fecenation, fecenating

"feescen-ate" or something like that
"sorry It took me so long bro, i was fecenating".

"holy shit, I just took the longest fecenation ever".

"how often do you fecenate"?

"pretty much everytime I take a shit".
fecenate by the fecenator June 2, 2019

fecalator 

Gun Salesman: We call this next item "The Fecalator." One look at it, and the target shits his or her pants.
fecalator by Fecalator May 27, 2004