fecenate

when you gotta take a shit and you're just chillin on your phone for an hour

verb(maybe). fecenation, fecenating

"feescen-ate" or something like that

"sorry It took me so long bro, i was fecenating".

"holy shit, I just took the longest fecenation ever".

"how often do you fecenate"?

"pretty much everytime I take a shit".

fecenate by the fecenator June 2, 2019

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fecenator

A toilet or other object used to Fecenate (crap) in.

"Do you need to go sit on the fecenator?"
"Yes, I need to go poop"

fecenator by Brandon Lingerfelt May 13, 2005

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Fececate

To make feces in instances of great fear (Rocket like ejection from anus in a solid state.)

Guy1: Holy shit, you will never guess what happened last night
Guy2: Really, What?
Guy1: Me and my boys were out late trying to pick up some babes and we got jumped by a gang of massive black gentlemen

Guy2: Dude, did y'all make it out ok?
Guy1: I did, but Jeff damn near fececated

Fececate by ClapAndJiggle December 3, 2021

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Fececate

To quickly form solid stool in instances of great fear. (Rocket like ejection from anus)

Guy1: Holy shit, you will never guess what happened last night
Guy2: Really, What?
Guy1: Me and my boys were out late trying to pick up some babes and we got jumped by a gang of massive black gentlemen.
Guy2: Dude, did y'all make it out ok?
Guy1: I did, but Jeff damn near fececated

Fececate by ClapAndJiggle December 3, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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