fecenate 

when you gotta take a shit and you're just chillin on your phone for an hour

verb(maybe). fecenation, fecenating

"feescen-ate" or something like that

"sorry It took me so long bro, i was fecenating".

"holy shit, I just took the longest fecenation ever".

"how often do you fecenate"?

"pretty much everytime I take a shit".

fecenate by the fecenator June 2, 2019

fecenator 

A toilet or other object used to Fecenate (crap) in.

"Do you need to go sit on the fecenator?"
"Yes, I need to go poop"

fecenator by Brandon Lingerfelt May 13, 2005

Fececate 

To quickly form solid stool in instances of great fear. (Rocket like ejection from anus)

Guy1: Holy shit, you will never guess what happened last night
Guy2: Really, What?
Guy1: Me and my boys were out late trying to pick up some babes and we got jumped by a gang of massive black gentlemen.
Guy2: Dude, did y'all make it out ok?
Guy1: I did, but Jeff damn near fececated

Fececate by ClapAndJiggle December 3, 2021

Fececate 

To make feces in instances of great fear (Rocket like ejection from anus in a solid state.)

Guy1: Holy shit, you will never guess what happened last night
Guy2: Really, What?
Guy1: Me and my boys were out late trying to pick up some babes and we got jumped by a gang of massive black gentlemen

Guy2: Dude, did y'all make it out ok?
Guy1: I did, but Jeff damn near fececated

Fececate by ClapAndJiggle December 3, 2021