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Feathery Stroker 

A guy who has gotten too carried away with a girl's idea of romance. He looks at her like a fragile flower and barely dares to touch her because he's too afraid to crush her, and he writes a lot of poems and serenades for his woman. While many girls find this romantic, the rest of the women with sense in their heads finds this annoying and plain sappy, not to mention that it's one of the biggest turn-offs in human existence due to the fact that it's so immasculine.

The expression "Feathery Stroker" comes from Marian Keys' book "Anybody out there", where one of the main character's friends tell her about a man that instead of ripping her clothes of, he lay there stroking her carefully as if he was stroking a feather. Her friend on the other hand, experienced it as one of the worst days of her life.
Jaqueline: Ugh, I just had the worst night ever.
Anna: Why?
Jaqueline: I met a Feathery Stroker.
Anna: Really? What happened?
Jaquelina: He was just laying there in my bed, stroking me like a fragile feather, while I was waiting for him to tear my clothes off and fuck me.
Anna: Oh lord, I'm so sorry.
Feathery Stroker by VuittonCouture February 1, 2012

featherwood 

Kristen's a featherwood from Lakewood.
featherwood by feather14wood May 12, 2008

Featheralley 

The person that TNT the neopets team actually adores. After escaping with her account, pets and items intact after TNT was hacked even though they deny it, she became hated, loved:-either one.
Person:- FEATHERALLEY GOT EVERYTHING BACK THAT'S UNFAIR
Other person:- TNT is taking sides.

Neopet:- Favoritism! :(
Featheralley by AC Freak October 21, 2010

featherweight 

Someone who can get drunk or high off of incredibly small amounts of stuff. Usually a small person.
Dude! Sherry's passed out in the bathroom! Didn't she only have a quarter of a beer? Featherweight!!

Okay, Hannah, you better only have one hit. You're such a featherweight, last time you had two and you were stoned for days.
featherweight by afoxinsox May 7, 2010

featherweight 

a small person who easily gets drunk or high.
if you weigh 98 pounds, you are a featherweight.
featherweight by abbiXcore June 26, 2005