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Feathery Stroker 

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A guy who has gotten too carried away with a girl's idea of romance. He looks at her like a fragile flower and barely dares to touch her because he's too afraid to crush her, and he writes a lot of poems and serenades for his woman. While many girls find this romantic, the rest of the women with sense in their heads finds this annoying and plain sappy, not to mention that it's one of the biggest turn-offs in human existence due to the fact that it's so immasculine.

The expression "Feathery Stroker" comes from Marian Keys' book "Anybody out there", where one of the main character's friends tell her about a man that instead of ripping her clothes of, he lay there stroking her carefully as if he was stroking a feather. Her friend on the other hand, experienced it as one of the worst days of her life.
Jaqueline: Ugh, I just had the worst night ever.
Anna: Why?
Jaqueline: I met a Feathery Stroker.
Anna: Really? What happened?
Jaquelina: He was just laying there in my bed, stroking me like a fragile feather, while I was waiting for him to tear my clothes off and fuck me.
Anna: Oh lord, I'm so sorry.
Feathery Stroker by VuittonCouture February 1, 2012

feathery 

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Feathery's are people who love birds and own bird sword books. They are related to the furry but don't dress up in animal costumes. If you shoot a bird in front of a feathery you will well... cease to exist
Furry: FEATHERY
bird master: well atleast i'm not a furry
furry: (cries)
feathery by Dasher27 January 15, 2019

sweet feathery jesus 

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A phrase uttered out of disgust, surprise, awe, etc. Most likely coming about due to the popular idea of angels having wings and therefore having feathers. I'm pretty sure if Jesus had wings they'd be more like a bat's wing rather than feathery but whatever.

First heard on the Phil Hendrie Show by Pastor William Renick.

Tommy: How much to get my brakes fixed?
Mechanic: That's gonna run you 'bout $700.
Tommy: Sweet feathery Jesus!

Feathery 

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Hair like Tyler Timblin. To have luscious hair.To have hair like a bird and it will someday help you fly away. To have nice flow, Hair like Justin Bieber before he was famous so stop calling it Bieber Hair. It is extremely rare to have such awesome hair!
Tyler your hair looks feathery today.
Feathery by Kaylin Monnot December 23, 2012

feathery ass 

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Description of a innocent and/or naive person you'd like to have sexual intercourse with.
Damn she's got a feathery ass.
feathery ass by Beebumble February 4, 2018

Feathery 

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(Noun)
Feathery/Featheries
A term used to describe a person who dresses up as any avian/feathered species in a full body feather, or fake feather suit. Similar to how a furry wears a fursuit.
A: Hey did you see that Feathery at the comic-con?
B: Yep, that's a new one. I wouldn't be surprised if next year they had snake costumes.
Feathery by maple.smash March 30, 2019
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