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Feathery Stroker 

A guy who has gotten too carried away with a girl's idea of romance. He looks at her like a fragile flower and barely dares to touch her because he's too afraid to crush her, and he writes a lot of poems and serenades for his woman. While many girls find this romantic, the rest of the women with sense in their heads finds this annoying and plain sappy, not to mention that it's one of the biggest turn-offs in human existence due to the fact that it's so immasculine.

The expression "Feathery Stroker" comes from Marian Keys' book "Anybody out there", where one of the main character's friends tell her about a man that instead of ripping her clothes of, he lay there stroking her carefully as if he was stroking a feather. Her friend on the other hand, experienced it as one of the worst days of her life.
Jaqueline: Ugh, I just had the worst night ever.
Anna: Why?
Jaqueline: I met a Feathery Stroker.
Anna: Really? What happened?
Jaquelina: He was just laying there in my bed, stroking me like a fragile feather, while I was waiting for him to tear my clothes off and fuck me.
Anna: Oh lord, I'm so sorry.
Feathery Stroker by VuittonCouture February 1, 2012

Featheralley 

The person that TNT the neopets team actually adores. After escaping with her account, pets and items intact after TNT was hacked even though they deny it, she became hated, loved:-either one.
Person:- FEATHERALLEY GOT EVERYTHING BACK THAT'S UNFAIR
Other person:- TNT is taking sides.

Neopet:- Favoritism! :(
Featheralley by AC Freak October 21, 2010

feathery 

Feathery's are people who love birds and own bird sword books. They are related to the furry but don't dress up in animal costumes. If you shoot a bird in front of a feathery you will well... cease to exist
Furry: FEATHERY
bird master: well atleast i'm not a furry
furry: (cries)
feathery by Dasher27 January 15, 2019

sweet feathery jesus 

A phrase uttered out of disgust, surprise, awe, etc. Most likely coming about due to the popular idea of angels having wings and therefore having feathers. I'm pretty sure if Jesus had wings they'd be more like a bat's wing rather than feathery but whatever.

First heard on the Phil Hendrie Show by Pastor William Renick.
Tommy: How much to get my brakes fixed?
Mechanic: That's gonna run you 'bout $700.
Tommy: Sweet feathery Jesus!

Feathery 

Hair like Tyler Timblin. To have luscious hair.To have hair like a bird and it will someday help you fly away. To have nice flow, Hair like Justin Bieber before he was famous so stop calling it Bieber Hair. It is extremely rare to have such awesome hair!
Tyler your hair looks feathery today.
Feathery by Kaylin Monnot December 23, 2012