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fappers delight 

Making rhythmic music while your masturbating. one of the earliest forms in the genre of fap music; example;

(non vocal)I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
To the hip hip hop and you don't stop
The rock it to the bang bang boogie
Say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat - "One Hand Mike"

(vocal)
Now, what you hear is not a test, He's fapping to the beat -"Big Spank Hank"

-end --cut the lights. stop the dancers.

while on paper it may have looked like one man was rapping, he was not rapping. What you actually witnessed was one man beating off.
my grandpa use to play fappers delight for me and my brother after school. it was traumatizing to watch and it ruined my life but it was worth it. its more then music, its fap music,

master fapper 

someone who has masterd the art of fapping and who everyday practises this art.
Harold - who is that guy

grethel - thats james he is a master fapper
master fapper by fapper20 May 4, 2009

Closet Fapper 

A person who endlessly denies that they fap when they are questioned about it....but when they get home.....they proceed to fap.
Me: Do you fap bro? I know I do when I get the urge
Guy: Hell no you loser! I have too many girls on my nuts for that
Me: (This guy is probably a closet fapper)
(Later that night) Guy: What porn shall I view tonight?
To masturbate to pictures and/or video of pornography actress Faye Reagan.
Well, it's been real bro, but I'm gonna go faype now.

Damn me too! She is so hot!
faype by myke67 November 30, 2010

Fappers Remorse

The feeling of disgust after oneself is done fapping to something strange. It usually occurs right after oneself has came all over his keyboard.
When I was done fapping to trannyporn again I immediately felt Fappers Remorse
Fappers Remorse by pooook October 31, 2011

Fappercise 

When you replace normal every day exercise with fapping.
I make sure I fappercise at least 3 times a day, keeps me in the shape i'm in.
Fappercise by Anon-Siph June 21, 2010