fayper
Should we have a fayper tonight?
fayper by ben114101102 April 22, 2019
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fappers delight
Making rhythmic music while your masturbating. one of the earliest forms in the genre of fap music; example;
(non vocal)I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
To the hip hip hop and you don't stop
The rock it to the bang bang boogie
Say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat - "One Hand Mike"
(vocal)
Now, what you hear is not a test, He's fapping to the beat -"Big Spank Hank"
-end --cut the lights. stop the dancers.
while on paper it may have looked like one man was rapping, he was not rapping. What you actually witnessed was one man beating off.
(non vocal)I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
To the hip hip hop and you don't stop
The rock it to the bang bang boogie
Say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat - "One Hand Mike"
(vocal)
Now, what you hear is not a test, He's fapping to the beat -"Big Spank Hank"
-end --cut the lights. stop the dancers.
while on paper it may have looked like one man was rapping, he was not rapping. What you actually witnessed was one man beating off.
my grandpa use to play fappers delight for me and my brother after school. it was traumatizing to watch and it ruined my life but it was worth it. its more then music, its fap music,
fappers delight by Googlefaps.com July 20, 2018
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Closet Fapper
A person who endlessly denies that they fap when they are questioned about it....but when they get home.....they proceed to fap.
Me: Do you fap bro? I know I do when I get the urge
Guy: Hell no you loser! I have too many girls on my nuts for that
Me: (This guy is probably a closet fapper)
(Later that night) Guy: What porn shall I view tonight?
Guy: Hell no you loser! I have too many girls on my nuts for that
Me: (This guy is probably a closet fapper)
(Later that night) Guy: What porn shall I view tonight?
Closet Fapper by GuysThinkAlikeDotCom August 17, 2012
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Fappers Remorse
The feeling of disgust after oneself is done fapping to something strange. It usually occurs right after oneself has came all over his keyboard.
Fappers Remorse by pooook October 31, 2011
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