Fappercise

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When you replace normal every day exercise with fapping.

I make sure I fappercise at least 3 times a day, keeps me in the shape i'm in.

Fappercise by Anon-Siph June 21, 2010

Words you can keep

Fauxercise

Fake exercising, or pretend exercise.

Jane: Sarah said she will be busy later as she is going to the gym.
Tom: She said that? I bet she went to fauxercise..she's only there to see the hunks.

Fauxercise by Kerayzee February 23, 2011

Related Words

Fappercise • Fappertisement • Faggercise • Fauxercise • fat-ercise

Faggercise

Yoga, and or pilates, performed by men.

Bob went to faggercise every Tuesday night.

Faggercise by ASAC December 3, 2004

Fappertisement

Advertisement that could be used for fap material.

The lingerie section of Sears, JC Penney, and Kmart found in the Sunday newspaper was the best fappertisement for a young man.

Between that and the comics, my hands were busy before/during/after church.

Fappertisement by Dr Drainage September 2, 2014

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026