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fappers delight
Making rhythmic music while your masturbating. one of the earliest forms in the genre of fap music; example;
(non vocal)I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
To the hip hip hop and you don't stop
The rock it to the bang bang boogie
Say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat - "One Hand Mike"
(vocal)
Now, what you hear is not a test, He's fapping to the beat -"Big Spank Hank"
-end --cut the lights. stop the dancers.
while on paper it may have looked like one man was rapping, he was not rapping. What you actually witnessed was one man beating off.
(non vocal)I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
To the hip hip hop and you don't stop
The rock it to the bang bang boogie
Say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat - "One Hand Mike"
(vocal)
Now, what you hear is not a test, He's fapping to the beat -"Big Spank Hank"
-end --cut the lights. stop the dancers.
while on paper it may have looked like one man was rapping, he was not rapping. What you actually witnessed was one man beating off.
my grandpa use to play fappers delight for me and my brother after school. it was traumatizing to watch and it ruined my life but it was worth it. its more then music, its fap music,
fappers delight by Googlefaps.com July 20, 2018
Fappetite
Fappetite by Linnea Rodriguez February 22, 2005
fape
(v.) To "rape" someone's Facebook profile by looking at their pictures and/or videos for whatever purpose.
Origin - portmanteau of Facebook and rape (2009)
Origin - portmanteau of Facebook and rape (2009)
1. "Ah you know that cute girl who sits in front of you in our psych class? Let's fape her!"
2. "Let's fape her profile -- her pictures are public."
2. "Let's fape her profile -- her pictures are public."
fape by Miyamoto Shouri July 24, 2010
Fayetteville
The home of the University of Arkansas Razorbacks. The windiest city in America (On top of the Hill).
-Located in NWA.
-Dickson street- "party central". Lined with bars and restaurants.
-Pop. (58,000)
-College Town
-Located in NWA.
-Dickson street- "party central". Lined with bars and restaurants.
-Pop. (58,000)
-College Town
Kevin K: When are we going to Fayetteville b/c I want to PARTY at the U of A!
Tyler H: Whenever gas goes down.
Tyler H: Whenever gas goes down.
Fayetteville by Austin Star February 16, 2009
Tammy Faye
Tammy Faye by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008
Fapentine's Day
Valentine's Day for the people who don't have anyone to spend it with, and instead stay in their homes, Fapping
Bob: Hey, man, so who are you spending this Valentine's night with?
Frank: I'm gonna celebrate Fapentine's Day by myself.
Frank: I'm gonna celebrate Fapentine's Day by myself.
Fapentine's Day by medicalmechanica October 5, 2011
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.