Faxed

The “a” pronounced like the “eng” in England.

A substitution for the word “fuck” to make it more usable in a public environment.

Get Faxed.

Fax You.

by gammadelta1 October 16, 2007

faxed off

When a person gives you a fax number to call when he or she doesn't want to give you their real phone number

"Yo, I got five numbers last night but half of them were faxed off."

by Slade Enanian November 11, 2009

shit faxed

a state of intoxiacation, where both verbal and mechanical skills are impaired but not limited to speech, typing and spelling.

rob: hey come down to the bar.
tony: cant make it bro i've been brewing all day and now i'm too shit faxed to be driving...

by Orbit, Chunkz, Crazy Legs January 13, 2010

Multi fACEd

A person who creates several profiles and interacts amongst them pretending they are all different people. In reality it’s the same person interacting with himself, however to the naked eye it appears the people are all unrelated. ACE photoshops all his pictures, pretends to be other males/ females and buries himself under layers of lies making him Multi fACEd.

Ace is at least 25 of the 30 patrons in his room, which makes him multi fACEd

by Young bull October 4, 2019

Bat-faced Jelly

Uncomplimentary nickname for Camilla Batmanghelidgh (pronounced bætmængelɪdʒ), people in the USA probably won’t gave heard of her, but she’s the weirdo hamplanet who set up a charity called Kids Company in the UK which closed amid allegations of misuse of funds and child abuse in 2015. Investigations showed that despite having had over £46 million of taxpayers’ money the charity’s financial arrangements were chaotic and considerable sums had been used for purposes outside the remit of the charity. When this came to light, Bat-faced Jelly went into damage limitation overdrive (she made Donald Trump look like an amateur). Unfortunately her idea of damage limitation seemed to be more along the lines of avoiding personal blame, apparently never having heard of the buck stops here. While the closure of the “charity” may have been regretted by some, the reaction of the vast majority was relief that the government wouldn’t hand over any more of their taxes to a bunch of wasters.

“Did you hear old Bat-faced Jelly in that radio interview?”
“Yeah, no wonder she got so much money out of the Government, she can beat politicians at bullshitting!”

by AKACroatalin November 20, 2016

cliff-faced

Very serious, neutral and/or generally looking consistently sad

Hi OMORI! Cliff-faced as usual, I see.

by fairyc0rpse December 25, 2020

two-faced bitch

Someone who can be nice as pie one minute & a backstabbing bitch the next.

I was shocked to see the two-faced bitch in Marla come out at the bar. She was really nice to one gal & as she turned away, & whispered to me how "I can't stand that bitch." She was being a two~faced bitch!

by Starchylde June 7, 2016