fawtnight

what British mums call the game Fortnite

Mum:Timmy stop playin the fawtnight
Timmy:No mum it’s called Fortnite

by Susimpostorgamer123 November 9, 2021

fatsighted

A condition that causes all objects just outside of your normal field of vision to appear to you as food.

I thought for sure there was a plate of fudge striped brownies sitting on the table across the room. Not a striped cleaning rag. I hate being fatsighted.

by jrswam August 27, 2013

Fortnight

2 weeks. It is 14 days, which is 2 weeks, which is 1 fortnight. Its not the game, FortNite, which is spelled differently, its just 2 weeks.

Mike: I just played FortNite for a fortnight!
Liam: Wait, what?
Mike: I played FortNite for 2 weeks, which is a fortnight, its kind of confusing now that FortNites popular.
Liam: So you played FortNite 14 days straight?
Mike: Yep, for a fortnight.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

Fartnight

The agonizingly long period that an especially pungent fart hangs in the air after being released.

"Dude after you ripped that one, it smelled like ass for a fartnight!"

by ToxSick1333 December 9, 2012

International taco fortnight

International taco fortnight originated around 2012 in the Monterey Bay Area of California and is an annual festive event to celebrate tacos and Mexican cuisine in general, lasting one fortnight (or longer if desired). One is encouraged, but not required, to consume tacos on a daily basis for the duration of this event. Documenting your activities relating to this event on video or otherwise is encouraged, however frowned upon by some as "yet another image of food". The exact date of this event fluctuates and typically is announced a few weeks ahead of time.

I just ate three whole cheese tacos to celebrate international taco fortnight and now I feel sick.

by Xantipe January 27, 2018

Fortnight

A series of two weeks.

The guards watched over the castle for fortnight.

by PerkStealer52 June 3, 2018

fortnight

Fortnight is a word the English say instead of saying Two weeks.

"I am going away for a fortnight"

by Linsley August 11, 2004