fagknight 

The gayest of all things in a social gathering with no sense of how foolish he makes himself appear to be cuz when you talk to him directly you know and the people you talk to recall how stupid you were for the reason being well I mean a lot of the time you’ll go into dumb catatonic shock and become incomprehensible and well remember you as the guy who

Hey it’s that fagknight right there let’s kick his ass

fagknight by Wolf murder March 19, 2024

fagknight 

Full non stop incomprehensible mister not able to process critical thinking clearly and instead of stuttering and going silent after he stuttered just once and went silence he instead broadcasts into the world most likely 9 ppl sometimes more but the worst thing is what call it what you want but when a motherfucker isn’t able to say another comprehensible word and in stead keeps going and does’nt realize what an idiot maybe others like him act but realize I used to bag on ppl that only hung out with me for my popularity in school and used not really like treating them like normal ppl instead I wonder if there’s ppl out there in the 🌎 that 🩴 🩴 🛹 flop over there words and instead just broadcast to the entire world how much of a dumbass I am that’s why you should elect the word fagknight

stealing at the mall and tells everybody at school I’m a dumbass and i suck suck dick this and that well that’s alright good thing I haven t friends in pacific and dismissed him so cooly making him to walk my bike up to Lakeland hills where we both live. Then me having to meet him to his luxurious town house to pick up my bicycle. Too many fagknights are the people that you should’ve hung out with rather then the literate and sane that can write a page long monologue of why the nerds in was saying this to said person decides to knock me down for one reason or another instead of stepping in and maybe brushing the assailant off I being a little alarmed since I am cowering on the ground since he’s holding his leg out at me so I’m unable to stand up and fight him properly I decided to walk away you just think by the word pussy and maybe decide to swing at your presence hard enough at you so maybe you’ll go unconscious but how far are you thinking all the bullies in your life aren’t on your side or whatever but how long till you just don’t care if you get a murder charge because I thinks that don’t you don’t destroy the threat or think this fagknights on my side or not I will make sure for the exact moment if he was being a threat or even talking like was I would decide whether or not where he was a fagknight and I wasnt.

fagknight by Wolf murder March 20, 2024

fagknight 

I swear I tried defining this twice

You fagknights suck hardcore cocks and gobble testicle sacks and then kiss your wife on the lips because you want her to know you are a fagknight who doesn’t accept my definitions on urban dictionary

fagknight by Wolf murder March 20, 2024

Fartnight 

The agonizingly long period that an especially pungent fart hangs in the air after being released.

"Dude after you ripped that one, it smelled like ass for a fartnight!"

Fartnight by ToxSick1333 December 9, 2012

forknight 

I. One of the many examples of illiteracy of the character, Charlie Kelly, from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Introduced while bantering with the lawyer during the episode "Paddy's Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittons", this educated pseudo-noun is the perfect interjection into any conversation where some period of time has passed/will have passed.

II. Specifically, a forknight is a period of time that the user defines that makes the plural usage of forknight redundant and thus, by it's very definition, perfectly acceptable in an illiterate sense.

I.

Charlie: "Now mind you that here-to-for document had dry ink on it for at least many forknights."
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II. The period of time covered below is equivalent, dependent on the time in a forknight.

"The OJ Simpson murder trial lasted several forknights before a verdict was reached."

"The OJ Simpson murder trial lasted a forknight before a verdict was reached."

forknight by Mr. Magoo vol. 2 April 11, 2012

Fartknight

a word used to hate on Fortnite

Fartknight sucks. Worst game ever.

Fartknight by DoomShade August 12, 2018

fucknight 

a general exclamation of surprise.

holy fucknight, the dog shit in the house again!

fucknight by ras1234 December 14, 2008