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Fauxlice 

Security guards or other fake police who believe that they actually have some power over you. Despite the fact that they only have a fucking squirt gun and a tazer instead of a magnum and a badge.
Dude 1: "I dunno if we should go over there man, that guard looks pretty big"

Dude 2: "Man, Fuck tha Fauxlice, that bitch is a badge and 2 balls short of scaring me!"
Fauxlice by Coombop October 19, 2008
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fauxlice car 

a car that looks like a police car but driven by a civilian
when you park in the fire lane at the wal-mart you should drive your fauxlice car
fauxlice car by pokeyz123 August 4, 2014

fauxlice 

A security guard or rent-a-cop.

The fauxlice were guarding the door.
fauxlice by shifterz August 18, 2008

Fauxlice 

Not the real police; a mall security guard, for example.
Shit here comes the fauxlice about that ruckus you made in Forever 21.
Fauxlice by JaredEwy November 8, 2016

Fauxlice 

A Police squad car that has been decommissioned and repurchased, which you see on the road and mistake it for a cop.
Also can be a car that someone intentionally made look like a police vehicle.
In the car:
Passenger says to driver "Shit watch out for that cop up there, you are going 30 over"
Driver *Slams the brakes*

Both passenger and driver realize "Shit thats not a cop thats a fauxlice car, damnit"
Fauxlice by cketz February 25, 2009
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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