Definitions by cketz

Kailtail 

An obnoxious symbol of impatience for another person's driving by riding as close to their back bumper as possible, usually within a few inches. The word is believed to have been named after someone named "Kail" who generally always did this to people who drove too slow.

Driver of car being kailtailed "God I am already going 10 over and this guy keeps riding my ass, he is less than a foot away!"

Passenger of car being kailtailed "Yeah I know man I can see him in the mirror, he is kailgating your ass"

Kailtail by cketz February 26, 2009

Fauxlice 

A Police squad car that has been decommissioned and repurchased, which you see on the road and mistake it for a cop.
Also can be a car that someone intentionally made look like a police vehicle.

In the car:
Passenger says to driver "Shit watch out for that cop up there, you are going 30 over"
Driver *Slams the brakes*

Both passenger and driver realize "Shit thats not a cop thats a fauxlice car, damnit"

Fauxlice by cketz February 25, 2009