Drinkubus

A spirit that brings you spirits. A good ghost that effs you up in your sleep.

Also, an excuse for abhorrent, drunken behavior for which you've been blamed but have absolutely no recollection.

I'm so hungover. I must have been visited by a drinkubus last night.

by JaredEwy February 03, 2017

Fauxlice

Not the real police; a mall security guard, for example.

Shit here comes the fauxlice about that ruckus you made in Forever 21.

by JaredEwy November 08, 2016

Cockstradamus

A know-it-all prick.

That dude over there talking about how he knows everything is such a Cockstradamus.

by JaredEwy November 08, 2016

Amehzing

a-MEH-zing: Gently pronounced yet severely sarcastic response to things that are far from amazing. Best used in text.

"Well that was terrible."

"Yeah, it was amehzing."

by JaredEwy December 09, 2016