JaredEwy's definitions

Cockstradamus

A know-it-all prick.

That dude over there talking about how he knows everything is such a Cockstradamus.

by JaredEwy November 8, 2016

Fauxlice

Not the real police; a mall security guard, for example.

Shit here comes the fauxlice about that ruckus you made in Forever 21.

by JaredEwy November 8, 2016

Amehzing

a-MEH-zing: Gently pronounced yet severely sarcastic response to things that are far from amazing. Best used in text.

"Well that was terrible."

"Yeah, it was amehzing."

by JaredEwy December 9, 2016

Drinkubus

A spirit that brings you spirits. A good ghost that effs you up in your sleep.

Also, an excuse for abhorrent, drunken behavior for which you've been blamed but have absolutely no recollection.

I'm so hungover. I must have been visited by a drinkubus last night.

by JaredEwy February 4, 2017