fauxlice

A security guard or rent-a-cop.

The fauxlice were guarding the door.

by shifterz August 18, 2008

Fauxlice

Security guards or other fake police who believe that they actually have some power over you. Despite the fact that they only have a fucking squirt gun and a tazer instead of a magnum and a badge.

Dude 1: "I dunno if we should go over there man, that guard looks pretty big"

Dude 2: "Man, Fuck tha Fauxlice, that bitch is a badge and 2 balls short of scaring me!"

by Coombop October 19, 2008

Fauxlice

Not the real police; a mall security guard, for example.

Shit here comes the fauxlice about that ruckus you made in Forever 21.

by JaredEwy November 8, 2016

Fauxlice

A Police squad car that has been decommissioned and repurchased, which you see on the road and mistake it for a cop.
Also can be a car that someone intentionally made look like a police vehicle.

In the car:
Passenger says to driver "Shit watch out for that cop up there, you are going 30 over"
Driver *Slams the brakes*

Both passenger and driver realize "Shit thats not a cop thats a fauxlice car, damnit"

by cketz February 25, 2009

fauxlice car

a car that looks like a police car but driven by a civilian

when you park in the fire lane at the wal-mart you should drive your fauxlice car

by pokeyz123 August 4, 2014