Faux-Pod 

Any of a number of MP3 players that are not an I-pod, and thusly of lower quality/less socially acceptable.

synonym: I-wish

Nice faux-pod, bro...

Faux-Pod by Anon April 16, 2005

Faux-pod 

A personal MP3 player (usually cheaper)that is not an Apple brand Ipod.

I bought this Faux-pod, because the Ipod Touch was too expensive.

Faux-pod by G-lish February 29, 2008

faux pod 

Your iPod, on shuffle mode and hooked up to speakers, plays a particularly embarrassing song.

Listener, "Dude, the Carpenters?"
iPod owner, "My faux pod."

"Wow, I didn't know anybody actually had 'The Christmas Shoes' on their player."

faux pod by Michael Parker April 4, 2008

Faux Pod 

The irritating and disturbing occurrence when the Shuffle feature of your iPod, which randomly selects which songs to play, chooses two incredibly wrong or innapropriate songs to play back-to-back.

Chris nearly choked on his beer as he heard his iPod switch from "Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls to Perry Como's "Catch a Falling Star." He quickly skipped to the next song to deal with this huge faux pod.

Faux Pod by April S. November 6, 2008

Faux Pod 

A cheap knockoff MP3 player

My boyfriend is too cheap to get me an ipod so he got me this faux pod instead. It holds 13 songs.

Faux Pod by Champ J. March 8, 2009

fauxpod  

An MP3 player, which looks like the Apple Brand iPOD, that is of similar size and description of an iPOD.

Pronounced: fo-pod or pho-pod

"Your fauxpod is really cool."

"Hey, check out my new fauxpod!"

fauxpod by edabaalex April 16, 2009

fauxPod 

Short for "faux iPod." Any portable MP3 player that is not an Apple iPod, esp. knockoff models made to look like iPods (with white plastic enclosures, directional-button interface, etc.). Most often used caustically by iPod owners to insult those who do not own iPods.

"Well, look what we have here! Denny's grandma got him a fauxPod for Christmas!"

fauxPod by Curtis Matthews July 24, 2008