n. One who dresses the part of being "artsy" (or bohemian) so as to impress one's friends/classmates. One trademark of faux-ho fashion is buying pre-distressed or paint-splattered jeans at a higher price than normal jeans to show that they shop at thrift stores or are artists, respectively. Another is having a simplistic liberal ideology (i.e. Bush is a moron. Bush stole the election. etc.) that manifiests itself in the wearing of t-shirts with "edgy" slogans such as "Every vote counts, if you count every vote!" Many think Iran-Contra was a video game.
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by Emperor Tomato Ketchup June 07, 2005
Guy 1 – That is the shortest skirt I have ever seen, she must be easy
Guy 2 – Don’t bother trying...she’s a faux ho
Guy 2 – Don’t bother trying...she’s a faux ho
by Jo1981 March 31, 2010
A "Faux Ho" is someone who impersonates, pretends and tries to convince other people they are a real sex worker, via message boards, online forums, blogs, website comments, messengers, email, twitter or any other kind of online communication
by Jenny DeMilo December 25, 2009
A super close female friend that walks the line of behaving like a girlfriend, without the any of the nookie. It's possible that there was a romantic connection in the past, yet not necessary.
When one of your closest friends is a member of the opposite sex (and you're a guy), they are your Faux-Ho.
by LS-LK January 26, 2007