Fauxcinating 

Falsely fascinating or interesting. To fake fascination or interest in something.

So I went on this date and all he could do was talk about himself. He was so self-centered that he couldn't pick-up on the fact I was fauxcinating the whole time.
After listening to their story for 20 minutes about how great their trip to Fuddruckers was, I told them their story was so fauxcinating.

Fauxcinating by illinfox October 14, 2010

fascinating

extremely interesting.

It’s fascinating to look at these photos and see how critical the roles were that the animals served.

fascinating by ASALBARIO March 6, 2016

fanscinating 

(adjective) Identifies the subject as noteworthy in some respect, but only for a select group of individuals; to others the subject is likely not even worth knowing, let alone being of any import.

The way Kris Allen sang that song was simply fanscinating!

fanscinating by Dirk-Baiting.org June 18, 2009

fascinating new thing 

A new girl/boyfriend who you cannot stop talking about. Generally making your friends sick.

Tom: Jim just keeps telling me boring things about his fascinating new thing, Shelly.
Bill: Doesn't he know you're single and lonely?
Tom: yeah....

fascinating new thing by Crow June 1, 2006

Fascinating

Fascinating. Originating from the Latin term of "Divine Penis" But means something amazing or shocking. Usually used with a positive connotation

That was truly fascinating!

Fascinating by Pearing Pear March 17, 2020

Fascinating

Frequently used sarcastically to point out how irrelevant someone's opinion was to the conversation at hand.
Can be accompanied by an eyebrow arch and a chin stroke.

However, if used in the normal 'attention grabbing' sense, you are queer. 'Nuff said.

Guy 1: I had such a crappy day at work. My boss..
Guy 2: Dude, I played halo all last night.
Guy 1: Fascinating....Anyway, as I was saying..etc

Fascinating by Mattlololl August 24, 2008

fauxcreating 

When you have sex without the intention of procreating, you are fauxcreating.

Stuart wants to get me pregnant, but I told him he best be fauxcreating tonight!

fauxcreating by flamingbeads November 9, 2005