fatsad 

Sadness caused by one's weight.

He's fatsad right now.

fatsad by manoftheweirdwords July 17, 2024

Fassad

Someone who abuses animals, threatens children, corrupts villages or eats way too many bananas.

"See him, he's disgusting, he's nothing but a fassad."
"I love bananas, I'm such a fassad!"

Fassad by SalsaTheMonkey April 18, 2019

Fatlad's Food Ratio

Basically this is the ratio applied to foodstuffs, by fat people whereby whatever the packaging states as how many people the foodstuff serves is divided by a minimum of 2. Used frequently in the North of England......

Fatlady: Says 'ere this cheesecake serves 4 people.
Fatlad: Well using Fatlad's Food Ratio, as we are fat, thats 2 people in our case!

Fatlad's Food Ratio by Your Local Hero February 21, 2008

fartsadaisical 

Lose of energy caused by the breaking of wind.

That fart left Olive in a fartsadaisical state.

fartsadaisical by StubbieJohnson February 20, 2019

fatpad 

A thing to rub, right above the penis. Most fat people have it, and hide their penis there. A fat wall of flesh which you can squish as well.

I can rub my fatpad until i cum.

fatpad by TheFatPersonRubbedHisFatpad March 16, 2018

Fatada

Someone with a limited or below normal mental ability; a dumbass

That girl is such a fatada! One time she even thought the stairs was the toilet!

Fatada by Fatadacentral April 13, 2017

fatsabled 

a person who is physically handicapped due to morbid obesity

Negotiating the supermarket aisles was difficult today because of the number of shopppers who were fatsabled.

fatsabled by wordnerdbird January 19, 2014